Some basketball team from Charlotte went up to Massachusetts and actually defeated the Boston Globetrotters last night. Jason Richardson was the key to the upset, shooting 14-of-22 in a 34-point, nine-rebound performance. The Celtics, who fell to a league-best 29-4, were hindered by a poor shooting night from Paul Pierce, whose no-look hook shot from half court wasn't falling, and by Kevin Garnett, who drew a critical technical foul for pulling down the referee's pants during a timeout.
Elsewhere in the Association: The other Beast from the East, Detroit, also lost last night, falling 102-86 to Dirk and the Mavericks… Steve Nash left with the "stomach flu" (he's totally pregnant), but the Suns still rallied from a 16-point deficit to win in OT over Indiana. Nash will rejoin the team after its game in Utah, right after he donates some stem cells, so to speak… Whoa, LeBron had an amazing game but his teammates suck? Who could have ever predicted such an outcome?

Yesterday my asshole, bandwagon-jumping, roomate from law school posed the following joke to me, "Why do they have to keep re-soding the stadium at Foxborough? Because there is so much moss in the end zone." Since then I've been wishing that Boston breaks off and sinks into the atlantic or possibly have every citizen be ass raped by Carrot Top…. this is a good start.
Hmm, law school …. that explains a lot.
law school is for pussies
I was in law school. I went for 9 months. Another time I was sentenced to 2-5 but only did 30 months. Oh, and another time I spent a week in there.
Who the fuck are the Bobcats?
bananagraber – i believe they're a wnba team that stern brought into the league to get demolished each night, but then something happened. THEY GREW FACIAL HAIR AND STARTED WINNING.
coming to a theatre near you.
WNBA? Is that like NMBLA?
I kid…I kid!!
Kevin Garnett, who drew a critical technical foul for pulling down the referee's pants during a timeout.
Fortunately, Ray Allen worked his "bucket full of confetti" trick to perfection.
Paul Pierce took a stab at a bunch of jumpers. Fuck yeah the pun is intended.
The NBA? I'd sooner watch The View.
Ass-raped by Carrot Top? Now look who's on the bandwagon…