MATT LEINART HIT THIS. AGAIN.
01.08.08
Man nothing tells me I'm doing an awesome job of reporting on sports gossip than when I pick up on a story two days after it hits the gossip pages. Kristin Cavallari, that chick from that MTV show that led to that other MTV show that led to The Hills, celebrated her 21st birthday on Saturday night, then she banged occasional Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart. Well, probably.
Reality show star Kristin Cavallari celebrated her 21st birthday in the company of former flame NFL quarterback Matt Leinart early Saturday at Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace. When Cavallari, in town to serve as Pure's celebrity host on Saturday, and her friends showed up at Pure about 1 a.m., Leinart was waiting in the VIP section… The former Heisman Trophy winner and former star of "Laguna Beach" were seen leaving together about 3:30 a.m., when both groups left together.
The thing I don't understand is that the photos of her in the red dress are titled "21st birthday at LAX nightclub" and are dated Saturday night. So are LAX and Pure the same place, or did she have two birthdays on the same night? Well, the answer is, Who cares? The real issue is why she's covering up those sweater kittens in that boring red dress. Don't straighten your hair and throw on a bunch of body glitter and try to tell me you're sexy, Tinker Bell, because that don't fly around here.
Anyway, the bikini photos are from last summer, because who does she think she is? Trying to be demure, my ass. Release a sex tape already.
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"Hi. I used to be fat and cross-eyed. I have a kid by a woman I'm no longer with, and I rarely see either of them. I'm mediocre at my job, at best."
[crickets]
"Oh, and I'm a multi-millionaire."
[panties come flying off]
All 4 of the Cardinals fans have to love the dedication shown by their franchise QB. Keep up the good work, Heisman, maybe next year you can pass Tim Rattay on the depth chart.
If she's not going to be naked, she could at least have the courtesy to be hot enough in a bikini to masturbate to. Do I ask too much? Or care too much?
In one of the pix her friend's bikini bottom is pulled down almost to her chaching. I approve.
dont know who she is other than random eye candy. dont really care either. but shes worth a coat of spunk
I wanna sex her mouth
[sang in the tune of Color Me Badd - I wanna sex you up]
She's alright but certainly Mr Leinart can pull better than that can't he? Maybe he just likes the lowest hanging fruit.
And by fruit I mean hot young ass with long legs and no brains. But you knew that.
I think she's a bit overrated….
…. I'm not saying I wouldn't hit it, but still….
I would get all up in that and let it keep me warm, a la Skywalker and Han Solo and that camel thing in "Empire."
Shaq has probably already hit it.
Might have been, meet never was.
At least he doesn't have to worry about sneaking her into bars anymore.
@HHY: Sarah Jessica Parker wasn't in the Empire Strikes Back, silly.
Her breasts aren't big enough to be the title subject of a TV show, not even on a lame network like MTV.
Wait, that's not what the show's about? Well then I'm for sure not watching it.
So… "The Hills" isn't about tits?
@phony gwynn: touche, good sir.
The only time I care about Pure nightclub is when Rod Benson goes there: [www.toomuchrodbenson.com]
sweater kittens > sweater puppies
Bikini, Cutoff Shorts, Cutoff beater: This chick has taken whorishness to a whole 'nother level!
This chick has taken whorishness to a whole 'nother level!
Your move, your mom.
Kristen Cavallari and Matt Leinert at PURE nightclub in Caesars Las Vegas. There's a metaphor in there somewhere.
I'd like to stuff my cock into her mouth just to wipe that stupid, rich whore smirk off her face. And also becuase it would feel good, especially if she got into it and did the swirly-pop tongue action while stroking the shaft with her hand. But mostly to wipe that stupid, rich whore look off her face.
So Leinart's tour of bastardy continues?
Another chick Leinart has boned: [www.soakmag.com]
Meanwhile Kurt Warner just completed a 5 minute long missionary position with his "wife/drill sergeant"