Yes, I know. A famous athlete was photographed with an attractive woman. I'll let you commence with the motorboat remarks in a moment, but first I'd like to remind everyone that here at With Leather, we're respectful of hot broads. This is Denise Milani (official site, MySpace), and you may recognize her from scrolling through the SbB galleries for hours on end.
I'm not entirely sure, but I think Kareem may have a better life than I do. Let's see… NCAA and NBA championships, a movie with Bruce Lee (not to mention Airplane!), a Hall of Fame career, published author, and the kind of fame that draws DDDangerously hot women to want to be photographed with him. Whereas I won the spelling bee in sixth grade and can fly comfortably on coach. So it's pretty close. (Because I care about you, there's more Denise goodness after the jump.)
[The Blowtorch via Deadspin]
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I jumped and I landed on three legs.
"We'll be right back. Then you can see more of my boooooooooooobs!"
There must have been a clearance sale at the Big & Tall store.
Oh, and those are some huge tits.
hooray for boobies !
I bet those pepperonis are the size of dinner plates.
And you forgot Baseketball.
She's gonna have back problems…
Those titties could feed a small village for an entire year.
Oh, I didn't forget BASEketball. I was focusing on the positive things.
I have a buddy who named his bong Kareem Abdul-Jabong. Always got a kick out of that.
*shouts*
Put 'em on the glass!
/Mix-a-Lot
Of course, on the downside, there was the whole "my agent stole $55 million from me and fled the country" episode, followed by that stint coaching Native American kids, so his life ain't THAT great.
///sour grapes
I got a kick out of how the banner pic decapitated him and focused on those amazing mammaries.
Must be nice to go to an arena to check out a basketball game, look up and see your own jersey retired in the rafters.
Why do I have the extreme urge to punch her straight in the tits?
He-Man, the strip club which Ufford frequents the most has his credit card framed behind the bar. It's sort of the same thing.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I've suddenly got a craving for a piece of Double-Mint Gum.
Are you sure that that isn't Catalina Cruz???
//porn addict!
holy shit, guys if you look at the pic long enough you’ll see a tall ass black guy beside that chick.
I wonder what Ferdinand Lewis Alcindor Sr. has to say about all this.
Those things would just make my dick seem small. (And I have a huge dick!)
Don't forget the house burning down. /sour grapes
You know what she reminds me of? [upload.wikimedia.org]
"The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Denise Milani's left tit and right tit up and down the court for 48 minutes."
Nice Canadian Tuxedo Kareem.
She got noticed as a Sports by Brooks girl, and now has her own site. But, she never shows the goods, which is a damn shame. That'd be like having a Ferrari and keeping it in the garage all the time.
@Merk: +1, and I'm calling the police as we speak.
Yeah, she's a prick tease to the extreme. She still hasn't shown those nips of hers which makes me wonder how fucked up they must look.
There is a butt load of pics and vids of her right here…. [www.joggs.com]
I had no idea Kareem was a marsupial.
It's as if her breasts ate the head of Barry Bonds and a prize-winning watermelon.
[eureka!]
Hello, Harvey Weinstein? Have I got a movie for YOU…
It's nice to see a girl with itty-bitty DDs go out and boost her self-esteem by getting implants.
You can see from that fragile smile that she knows the instant she ever shows nipple, the novelty is gone and she'll be headlining at strip clubs, getting dollar bills in exchange for bruising guys' faces with her jugs.
It is possible for tits to be too big and those are too big. At some point it turns into a freak show. She's a pretty girl but after a lot of thought I've decided that I won't fuck her, should the opportunity arise. Because of the too-large tits thing that I described in the first couple of sentences. That's what you call statesmanship, my friend.