Cut to 5 minutes later when they are all standing around on the beach saying "What the fuck are we going to do with this swordfish?"
01.11.08 at 10:42 am
phony gwynn
Steve Irwin is impressed.
In his watery grave.
01.11.08 at 10:44 am
lscwxman
He could've caught a bigger fish by grabbing the whale in the background taking a picture. What? That's a woman in a bikini?
01.11.08 at 10:47 am
UpstateUnderdog
I'd be more impressed if that fish had an actual sword attached to its head.
01.11.08 at 10:47 am
doogieinrichmond
Fishin pole? We don't need no stinken fishin pole?
01.11.08 at 10:48 am
swanychitown
I once wrangled a Trouser Snake in my own backyard.
01.11.08 at 10:49 am
catch me
Someone photoshop that fish out of there and replace it with Heidi and that's what it's like when I go to the beach.
01.11.08 at 10:49 am
swanychitown
@UU
Lazers man, Lazers.
01.11.08 at 10:50 am
skinfan
What do you mean what the fuck are they going to do with the swordfish? Clean that bad boy and grill it up. Swordfish tastes great!
01.11.08 at 10:51 am
woodrow
That's nothing compared to Steve Bartman's catch.
01.11.08 at 10:51 am
lscwxman
@catch me
You'd also have to photoshop out the fat chick and put in a picture of the cops chasing your ass down.
01.11.08 at 10:53 am
catch me
Okay, but the cheering guy could stay.
01.11.08 at 10:54 am
Hugh B. Brown
Finally, the world has a photo of Bill Brasky.
01.11.08 at 10:55 am
Shan
That guy is so getting laid.
01.11.08 at 10:57 am
Pauly
I caught chlamydia with my bare hands. Coincedentally, I was on a boat.
01.11.08 at 11:00 am
Merk
is there anything Mark Cuban can't do?
01.11.08 at 11:02 am
Pauly
@Merk
Cuban likes to party with Jenny Love-Hewitt and Harold from Harold and Kumar.
01.11.08 at 11:08 am
Samuel L. Bronkowitz
@skinfan – Thanks for the tip Emeril, but those people look like dumb tourists.
01.11.08 at 11:09 am
Merk
who doesn't?!
and his name is Kal Penn, Pauly, god. You only have success in one film and that's all people ever call u.
01.11.08 at 11:11 am
Merk
nope.. actually his name would be John Cho, Merk. Kal Penn is Kumar, you fuckstick.
/there.. it's been said.
01.11.08 at 11:12 am
Taco_JOnes
Wasn't Kal Penn actually Kumar?
And where's the IhateFish blog when you need it?
01.11.08 at 11:12 am
Taco_JOnes
Ah, I'm too slow, Merk.
01.11.08 at 11:12 am
Taco_JOnes
Ah, I'm too slow, Merk.
01.11.08 at 11:17 am
alumnigonzo
@swany and UU: How about some ill-tempered sea bass?
01.11.08 at 11:25 am
UpstateUnderdog
@alumni, that would also work. I'm waiting for the guy to catch General Sherman with his bare hands.
01.11.08 at 11:28 am
Enrico Pallazzo
You've got to respect this guy. I mean, who still wears Terminator sunglasses??? Is he from Pittsburgh or St. Louis?
01.11.08 at 11:28 am
Burnsy
And I once caught crabs using only my mouth.
/Horse badly beaten
01.11.08 at 11:43 am
Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now)
Professor Wagstaff: Well, what is the password? Baravelli: Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish. Professor Wagstaff: Is it Mary? Baravelli: Ha-ha. That's-a no fish. Professor Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one
01.11.08 at 11:53 am
WhyDoYouAsk
This photo came out a month ago, then those kids tried to do the same thing with that tiger in San Francisco. When will people learn?
01.11.08 at 1:07 pm
Roma
It's an evil thing to say, but I'm upset the sword part of the swordfish isn't sticking through this guys chest. that would have been a much more impressive way to catch it.
01.11.08 at 2:26 pm
LeapinLizards
Pfft. Whatever. I caught a VD with my bare dick. Beat that fisher-man
01.11.08 at 4:33 pm
DoucheNozzle
Good thing he left that whale for the japanese guy. The Japanese love whaling.
01.11.08 at 4:51 pm
swanychitown
Still, not an easy catch… Fat people are suprisingly agile in warm water conditions. Something about surface area and molecular energy fields.
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Dude, No, Marlin, Dude.
Cut to 5 minutes later when they are all standing around on the beach saying "What the fuck are we going to do with this swordfish?"
Steve Irwin is impressed.
In his watery grave.
He could've caught a bigger fish by grabbing the whale in the background taking a picture. What? That's a woman in a bikini?
I'd be more impressed if that fish had an actual sword attached to its head.
Fishin pole? We don't need no stinken fishin pole?
I once wrangled a Trouser Snake in my own backyard.
Someone photoshop that fish out of there and replace it with Heidi and that's what it's like when I go to the beach.
@UU
Lazers man, Lazers.
What do you mean what the fuck are they going to do with the swordfish? Clean that bad boy and grill it up. Swordfish tastes great!
That's nothing compared to Steve Bartman's catch.
@catch me
You'd also have to photoshop out the fat chick and put in a picture of the cops chasing your ass down.
Okay, but the cheering guy could stay.
Finally, the world has a photo of Bill Brasky.
That guy is so getting laid.
I caught chlamydia with my bare hands. Coincedentally, I was on a boat.
is there anything Mark Cuban can't do?
@Merk
Cuban likes to party with Jenny Love-Hewitt and Harold from Harold and Kumar.
@skinfan – Thanks for the tip Emeril, but those people look like dumb tourists.
who doesn't?!
and his name is Kal Penn, Pauly, god. You only have success in one film and that's all people ever call u.
nope.. actually his name would be John Cho, Merk. Kal Penn is Kumar, you fuckstick.
/there.. it's been said.
Wasn't Kal Penn actually Kumar?
And where's the IhateFish blog when you need it?
Ah, I'm too slow, Merk.
Ah, I'm too slow, Merk.
@swany and UU: How about some ill-tempered sea bass?
@alumni, that would also work. I'm waiting for the guy to catch General Sherman with his bare hands.
You've got to respect this guy. I mean, who still wears Terminator sunglasses??? Is he from Pittsburgh or St. Louis?
And I once caught crabs using only my mouth.
/Horse badly beaten
Professor Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?
Baravelli: Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish.
Professor Wagstaff: Is it Mary?
Baravelli: Ha-ha. That's-a no fish.
Professor Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one
This photo came out a month ago, then those kids tried to do the same thing with that tiger in San Francisco. When will people learn?
It's an evil thing to say, but I'm upset the sword part of the swordfish isn't sticking through this guys chest. that would have been a much more impressive way to catch it.
Pfft. Whatever. I caught a VD with my bare dick. Beat that fisher-man
Good thing he left that whale for the japanese guy. The Japanese love whaling.
Still, not an easy catch… Fat people are suprisingly agile in warm water conditions. Something about surface area and molecular energy fields.