HS WRESTLER CAN’T BREAK TOOTH HOLD
01.31.08
Even though the Chief has foolishly handed over the reins of the site to a Steelers fan, that won't stem the tide of disconcerting stories coming out of the 'Burgh. Really, I'm not sure anything can.
[Coach] Mike Marshall bit the Central Cambria High School wrestler at practice on Jan. 21, Cambria Township police Officer James McGough said.
"The coach was wrestling with him and bit him in the leg, the upper thigh," McGough said.
The bite caused bruising, but did not draw blood, McGough said. The student, whom McGough did not identify, did not want to prosecute and opted to drop the matter if Marshall agreed to resign, police said.
What? Gotta coach 'em up to protect them creamy thighs, right? For nothing more than to guard against those toothy blowjobs Pittsburgh women and Kordell Stewart give.
Well, at least it was fortunate for the coach this wasn't the college level. Going for the upper thigh could be biting off more than he could chew. -Christmas Ape
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Ah yes. I love wrestling. Remember this gem from last year? [youtube.com]
I was coaching at that tournament. It's up again this weekend marking the one year anniversary of that incident. Hopefully something interesting happens again. I'll try to get a WL shirt on tv.
Really hot newscaster too.
Long Wang? I should introduce him to my sister, Cavernous Vagina.
Nothing beats a good Kordell/blowjob joke…
What are thights?
@Burnsy: Can you have your sister call me if she finds my watch?
I can't wait to start coaching so I can bite some kids.
I wrestled a girl in high-school and had my fun and what not…but hoo boy that's gay.
It's stories like this that makes my wife think I was gay for being on the high school wrestling team.
@UU: It wasnt' that you were on the wrestling team, its that it took 3 of them to pull you off of it.
You gotta know better when the coach is picking pubes out of his teeth at the call out meeting.
@Alex, yes that and the fact I was dating a guy when we met.
I like that number 5 under Popular Topics on the right is "fuck".
@burnsy – beat out by tennis? seriously? fuck.
Let's not lump Pittsburgh into this. Central Cambria is 2 1/2 hours away and it's closer to Altoona and State College than it is to Pittsburgh. I'm a college wrestler from Pittsburgh and I've already gotten tons of shit for this already.