Here's a picture of a horse with a soccer ball.
Lance sent it to me after he made bail the other day, and I was like, "When the hell am I possibly going to use this?" And the answer, I've since learned, is: on a really fucking slow day. But it's a good excuse to link to Horse Hater again, just because it's fun to say, "Nice shoes, asshole!"
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That's a really small horse.
Commence the Sarah Jessica Parker jokes……annndddd…their off!
If Barbaro had joined AHSO, he'd still be alive. <sob> BARBARO!!!!!!
Carlos Tevez, the early years.
Show us on the doll where the horse touched you.
I expected the birth of Nomar and Mia's child to be announced somewhere other than a sports blog.
I’m not convinced. There should be another picture of that horse on its side writhing in fake pain.
I saw this horse in club in Mexico last month as part of a "show." Pam was hitting on it once she was done with Shamu.
Throw Paz Vega into the mix and were onto something.
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If that mini horse played for Brazil, his name would be Horsito Pau. Also, him and Ronaldinho would have the same dentist.
Is this the new, international Budweiser commercial?
Well, I'm officially depressed. A blog devoted solely to the hating on of horses is way better than my sports blog.
Holy shit! There's actually a blog about hating horses. And to top it off, it's got a post about the Killer Bees! Can life get any better? I submit that it cannot.
In unrelated news: Tony the Yodeling Shetland Pony will not be performing tonight… he's a little hoarse.
/rimshot
Kinda looks like a zebra.
Other ponies call this pony a zony. Like we call K-Fed a 'wigger'.
I'm retarded.
Diego Maradonna has really let himself go.
Pffft, Vince Carter has played with bigger balls and licked bigger horse cocks.
After getting off the HGH Barry Bonds began to shrink….and turn into a horse…..and learned to play another sport.
@ Pauly, hehe Horse Toothed Jackass reference!