HOCKEY JUST GOT SEXY
01.15.08Here we see another reason why hockey in Slovakia kicks the ever-living crap out of the NHL. Sporting events in America are allowed to have skimpily dressed cheerleaders and abusive, drunken fans, but the bullshit veneer that the stadium is a "family-friendly environment" keeps teams from going that extra mile and hiring pole dancers.
Not that I totally approve of this girl's technique. Her moves are more "booty dancer" than "stripper." Which is fine if she's suspended in a cage over a night club, but c'mon. Ladies, don't disgrace the pole by not using it. That phallic metaphor is there for a reason. Give us some acrobatics.
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I saw they advertize this in the back of last month's Playboy as the "fuck puck" believe it or not.
I'm giving myself two minutes for high-sticking.
easily one of the sexiest days in a long time here at WL.
What happened to the guy aiming that bazooka at her? Looked like he had a clear shot, then the barrel just disappears!
It may behoove you to check out the website printed on the puck… Now, I don't pretend to know the gobbledy gook on the site, but I know what "Fotogalerie" is and what "Flirt Party" is.
[www.klubpaladium.cz]
[www.klubpaladium.cz] (NSFW by the way)
It looks ok until you realize that the girls in the background all look 14-17 and everyone's just standing around for some reason. Which is probably legal behind the Iron Curtain. The girl part, not the loitering.
Ugh…I hate seeing really white girls dance. Turrible, just turrible. It's more laughable than boner-inducing
thats what the sabres need!
One hell of a day!! I bet you a paycheck, that if they put this shit in the NHL program, attendance will go up, right along with my cock…..See how I worked that in there?
I'd buy that for a koruna.
Does PacMan show up to make it snow? Tune in to Slov-hockey-a to find out!
She could just turn around, bend over and touch the ice for my viewing pleasure. Not that I'm complaining at all, but I'd prefer that to watching her half-assedly ride that donkey.
Slap shot that ass!
PS in the Eastern Bloc he's known as Warsaw PactMan. And the Slovaks are known to hate the Poles. HAHAHA oh shut up, me.
Pauly re: Koruna–+1 funny, +1 accuracy.
In Slovakia, pole dances on you.
The officials at the University of Colorado thinks this is racially insensitive to white trash and Britney Spears in particular.
If she opened her yammer it would sound something like this.
"You givea me da moooney and I maka da sexy dance for you."
Here we see another reason why hockey in Slovakia kicks the ever-living crap out of the NHL.
I was going to make you take that back until I pressed the play button.
I just took a wrister in her crease.
I wonder if you could also find this girl on bigblackconnect.com???
"…but the bullshit veneer that the stadium is a 'family-friendly environment' keeps [American] teams from going that extra mile and hiring pole dancers."
Ahh, you've never been to a Tampa Bay Bucs game. Watching their cheerleaders makes you wonder if they were hired straight out of Mons Venus. They seriously dress and dance like strippers, way more than this chick.
I was told that there is a special blog on a STD dating site named mybikermatch.com .she helped many positive friends here, so one of them created this blog for her to show their well-wishing.