This story's a couple days old by now, but it certainly bears mentioning that Herschel Walker has multiple personality disorder, as he reveals in his new book.
That's all news to me," former Georgia coach Vince Dooley said in Friday editions of The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. "All I know is whatever personality he had when he had the football was the one I liked."
Yeah, this one doesn't really do much for me. "Ooh, I have two or more personalities, buy my book!" Whatever. I'm not interested unless one of them is a serial killer.
The real reason I bring this up is because our friend MJD, now kicking it over at Yahoo's "NFL Experts Blog" (apparently watching football in a bar and writing about it makes you an expert these days) wrote a relatively harmless post about this, and the comments are pretty priceless. You thought the commenters at FanHaus were heavy-browed mouth-breathers? Wait 'til you see the rampant fetal alcohol syndrome in effect at Yahoo.
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/226/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/Dolphins-Aircraft-Carrier-180x180.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/alex-karras-george-plimpton-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/JR-Smith-Louis-CK-180x180.gif)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/04/Edelman-and-Cooper-with-Bauman-180x180.jpg)
Herschel's personalities:
1) Herschel, the great college RB
2) Herschel, the pretty good pro RB
3) Cindy, interior decorator
Aaron Stampler feels sorry for Herschel, but Roy would break his fuckin' neck.
Ima Bulldog! Ima General! Ima Cowboy! Ima Viking! Ima Eagle!
Now, why didn't I think of that?
-OJ Simpson-
This one is my favorite:
Its sickening to see a idiot like this degrade a human being like this. Freedom of the press is one thing but when I see this I wish we lived under a ruler. Id rather have Hitler as my ruler than have freedom of speech like this. Any news service that would allow anyone like this MJD person to post this should be out of business
Good to see Mel Gibson has the time to read sports blogs.
jesus christ. those people over at yahoo need to take the clamps off of their balls for a minute. i stopped reading comments after "if you have the guts to respond with us…we need an aoplogy," but i think a nice photo shopped picture of herschel "cindy" walker in logjammin would go a long way with that crowd.
Pfft. All those different commenters are probably just the same guy.
jesus christ.. could you imagine these fuckers reading withleather?
haha… i love WL commentors putting their posts up now. I picture the rest of the commenters as lil old ladies fanning themselves as they read all your "racy" responses
also.. HHY… i’m now one step closer to stalking you.
nice work on the 7th place in football this year, chump.
/sniffs ur hair a lil
Any news service that would allow anyone like this MJD person to post this should be out of business
Yes, let's all stop buying Yahoo's goods and services.
Wait – you mean you don't "buy" stuff from Yahoo?
Now we know why Dallas got all those draft picks and players in that trade with the Vikings. One for each personality.
If anything written on Yahoo could shock a person just browsing WL would leave cranial stalactites where a clean ceiling used to be.
pst.. lscwxman
maybe click the yahoo link
Isn't Yahoo laying off a bunch of people?
I made fun of Herschel Walker for this, but Herschel Walker overheard and put me in a headlock while Herschel Walker punched me repeatedly.
Merk….I got screwed, I tell you, screwed!
Dear Yahoo sports Administrators,
This last article written by MJB on the current medical status of Herschel Walker should be reason enough to terminate his employment. He is obviously not a football expert or even an intelligent person. People who come up with the nonsense that he has come up with only do it because they lack the ability to produce thoughful and educated articles. I will gladly take over his position for you. I have played with and coached many NFL players at various stages of their careers and I am certain that I am way more qualified to be called an expert than this moron. I promise to always represent Yahoo sports and the games they represent with respect and honor.
Sincerely,
Captain Bringdown McBuzzkill (Mrs.)
Making fun of mentall sikness are wrong. You should be shamed of yourselves. You are clearly idiots. IDIOTS. Hello? Hello? How do somebody like you have a job as a "reporter"? You clearly don't know anything about Hershel or his time in the NFL and USFL and NCAA where he was an all time legend. This is not a topic for "real jurnalests". You don't know anything and should go back to school.
///generic yahoo community response
@merck
Great minds think alike? Next time I'll read further before commenting.
@WWSM
You misspelled "skool"
Someone should tell those tuna-fish-sandwitched fisted mongoloids over there that they suck balls, courtesy of hot karl. {osi}
I think MJD might have had his Ron Burgundy moment yesterday. As in:
"I immediately regret this decision [to leave the Fanhaus and write for Yahoo]…"
Yahoo commenters are the worst. Usually they just post stupid shit like "1st" or "Kevin Garnett is the greatest. Don't trade him." It actually makes my dick shrink when I read that drivel.
Q: What did the girl with Multiple Personality Disorder get for christmas?
A: leukemia, leukemia, leukemia, and leukemia.
Some of those Yahoo! comments are fucking priceless. Brian A wrote, "you should seriously get a different job, you suck a this one!" which I like to imagine delivered by an Italian stereotype in a porn movie.
I frequent this "blog"and some of its related sites often. And while I read a lot of nasty, sick and twisted things by the contributors and the commentators alike, I always come away with one thought when I compare it to other so-called "wholesome" blogs: At least we can fucking spell and form coherent thoughts when we belittle cripples, the indigent, religion, children, animals, your mom…
I hope they read this site so their heads explode.
Don't MESS wiv Hirshul. U wil payy!!1!
-dawgbreath81
It's good to know that all the pansies from the Barbaro message board have made their way to Yahoo sports….
To the topic at hand here, with a name like Herschel, I'd bet a salted fish dinner that one his alter-egos is an Old Jew.
Their is nothing like righteous indignation from mongoloids to help me refine my elitist worldview.