The Beckhams went out to dinner in London last night, where they finished in second place at the Las Vegas costume contest. They probably could have come in first, but David forgot his green visor, and the judges dismissed Victoria's whore outfit as "too obvious."
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"Doubling down on 12."
"Would you like an appetizer, sir?"
"Yes, I'd like to start with the smashed chickenhead breast wrapped in daisy petals, please."
Costume party? Nobody gets raped at a costume party.
Thankfully we can finally put to rest the "did she?" "didn't she?" have her breast implants removed sillyness behind us once and for all.
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Did they go overseas to escape Tom Cruise? Because it's not going to work; that guy can travel through space.
I can't believe they drive a car with seat belts in it. I mean hell she came equipped with airbags for both of them. Its amazing the components you can order on your femme bots these days.
@vny–most travel is in fact through "space."
^^someone made a smart joke!!!!
Hey, don't get all sciencey on me- I'm just here for the cans.
I swear to god, the first thought that popped into my mind when I saw this picture was “Why is Becks touching Sauron from the X-Men and when did that pterodactyl freak get a sex change?”.
My second thought revolved around how fucking big his head’s literally gotten and wondering if his ego was going to burst outta his head like in those Alien movies, or if he caught the anemia from his wife and it only makes his head look bigger.
What can I say about the Becks that hasn't already been said about Nazi Germany?
With that attire, Beckham is clearly throwing his support toward Jim Tressel tonight.
Brett Favre cleans up nice.
Dennis Dixon called, he wants his uniform back.
i dont know what it is. I just want, I dunno, i just, I wanna poop on her. I really do. It would bring great joy to my life.