Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson are both getting hollowed out by Texas sports stars, and that's all the reason Longoria needs to open her mouth and piss me off. From People:
"When I first started dating Tony (Parker), I got the same flack [sic], and this was so many years ago that people don't remember," Longoria told PEOPLE on Saturday. "If he had a bad game, it was my fault, if he got injured, it was my fault, if he had a good game, it wasn't because of me."
Longoria's advice to her fellow Texan: "You have to weather that for a while, and once people get over it, they kind of get used to you."
I haven't seen revisionist history like this since my third-grade teacher taught us about all the brave pioneers who fought off the murderous Indians. Let me set Eva straight here: Texans are mad at Jessica because the Cowboys lost. Texans hate Longoria because she spends Spurs games staring at the JumboTron, waiting for it to show her in the crowd. And also because she wanders the countryside, killing goats and sucking their blood. The farmers have had enough.
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Haven't Longoria and Parker been together for like….2 years? I wish I could jump in the way-back machine and see what crazy hair style I was sporting back then! Oh my stars! What was I thinking when I put on that snap bracelet!?
Key difference:
Dallas Cowboys: "America's team".
Tony Parker: Cheese-eating gay porn fluffer with questionable jump shot.
Wait, I thought Nicole Richie was the chupacabra.
Don't know (or care) what Spurs fans think of Elongo, but the rest of us hate her for being a shitty jinx. If she had any skills the Suns would have made it to the finals last year.
@citizen192 – Many a Fat Penguin Media get together ended in fisticuffs and tears because of that debate.
Jessica Simpson>Eva Longoria to the millionth degree!
Don't worry, Jessica…many a fickle Cowboys fan blamed Aikman's inaugural 1-15 season on his dalliance with Buck, a rought trick from Waco.
You know you suck when you are less liked by the state of Texas than David Koresh.
Tom Brady is jinx free, Gisele can watch any Pats game.
hilarious photoshop 289
It is official. "Tony" is now the gayest name in the world. It even beat out "Cumslinger" which is the real first name of Curt Schilling.
doesnt she have a cheesy soft core porn to go make? nobody cares what comes out of her mouth
rv, you're right. My only concern is what goes in her mouth.
What? I was talking about a sock to shut her up.
Eva Longoria could cure smallpox and she'd still find a way to do it in the most annoying manner possible.
Lovely babe.
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