Comments on: EMMITT SMITH IS THE MALAPROPISM KING

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:47:12 +0000

The two instances where he used proper grammar then corrected himself – uh, hisself are fan-fucking-tastic.

By: HoHosWeKnows

HoHosWeKnows — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:40:11 +0000

@WWSM--or for that matter, GW Bush.

/look at me, I'm all political

By: vinceneilyoung

vinceneilyoung — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:38:31 +0000

if you got Emmitt, Terry Bradshaw and Shannon Sharpe together on a pre-game panel, they could refute all human knowledge and recorded history and revert civilization to a slathering, unruly mass..

Pretty sure Fox is already working to that end with its non-sports programming. Ever check out a little show called The War at Home?

By: Samuel L. Bronkowitz

Samuel L. Bronkowitz — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:19:59 +0000

Yo guys ahh fubbing athholes fo ma'ing fun of Ebbitt.

/Shannon Sharpe

By: BlessTheDanceTeam

BlessTheDanceTeam — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:15:22 +0000

Ah nothing like a video of a tv screen.

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:12:15 +0000

I can't bereave the amount of attenuation this subjunctive gets. It's not as through he assimilated President Kennerly.

By: Tom Cruised

Tom Cruised — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:09:59 +0000

He's no Tiki

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:06:49 +0000

Emmitt Smiff is still a dancing machine though.

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:03:15 +0000

To be fair, that was better than anything Walter Payton could come up with. Now, I mean.

By: DoucheNozzle

DoucheNozzle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:59:23 +0000

For shame. We should expect more out of a graduate of the esteemed University of Florida.