01.31.08 EMMITT SMITH IS THE MALAPROPISM KING
If there's one thing you can say about Emmitt Smith, is that his delivery is clean as a tack. I'm sure if the Patriots heed his concise, they'll easily be able to masturbate the ball down the field and unseat the Giants on Hump Day.
I'm fairly certain that if you got Emmitt, Terry Bradshaw and Shannon Sharpe together on a pre-game panel, they could refute all human knowledge and recorded history and revert civilization to a slathering, unruly mass where the first man to form a coherent sentence shall rule all. Of course, meaning it will be permanent chaos. -Christmas Ape
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EMMITT SMITH IS THE MALAPROPISM KING
Fantastic worth, Crystal Eighth.
Was the guy taping this doing bong rips in the beginning?
For shame. We should expect more out of a graduate of the esteemed University of Florida.
To be fair, that was better than anything Walter Payton could come up with. Now, I mean.
Emmitt Smiff is still a dancing machine though.
He's no Tiki
I can't bereave the amount of attenuation this subjunctive gets. It's not as through he assimilated President Kennerly.
Ah nothing like a video of a tv screen.
Yo guys ahh fubbing athholes fo ma'ing fun of Ebbitt.
/Shannon Sharpe
if you got Emmitt, Terry Bradshaw and Shannon Sharpe together on a pre-game panel, they could refute all human knowledge and recorded history and revert civilization to a slathering, unruly mass..
Pretty sure Fox is already working to that end with its non-sports programming. Ever check out a little show called The War at Home?
@WWSM–or for that matter, GW Bush.
/look at me, I'm all political
The two instances where he used proper grammar then corrected himself - uh, hisself are fan-fucking-tastic.
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