Arkansas's All-American running back Darren McFadden was placed in handcuffs for his involvement in a totally bad-ass bar brawl with a bouncer last ni–WHAAAA?  A PIANO BAR?

Heisman Trophy runner-up Darren McFadden was handcuffed by police and then released without charges after being involved in a “pretty rowdy scene” at a piano bar early Thursday.

[McFadden] and at least four others were at the downtown bar when a disturbance broke out shortly after midnight, police Lt. Terry Hastings said. A bouncer was hit in the face as he was trying to get the group to leave, Hastings said. A police report did not specify who hit the bouncer…

Outside, McFadden was handcuffed by a police officer “because he was agitated and was provoking aggressive behavior inciting the incident,” according to the police report.

Dude, I can totally understand how this happened.  Have you ever been to one of those fucking piano bars?  They've got two assholes on different pianos, and they play whatever they get tipped most to play.  And so you get drunk and pay $20 to hear some Billy Joel, and you get to hear 4 bars of "Only the Good Die Young" before it gets interrupted because Mr. Blue Button-Down Shirt dropped a C-note to hear some Train.  Fucking Train, man.  That's how fights get started.