If the guys at Fan IQ know what they're talking about — and it's possible they do — then Damien Walters, the guy in this video, is a British gymnast. But as we all know, gymnastics is super-gay, which is why God invented parkour, which is fucking sweet. I like parkour because (a) it looks cool when people do it well, and (b) it's hilarious when tools try to copy the moves and land on their faces.
And Walters does parkour very, very well. It's not often I post video of someone just being awesome, because who wants to watch another home movie of me? But this is a pretty worthwhile exception.


Whatever. Without the mats and skill its just another day in my living room.
Whatever this sport is, they should incorporate it into the special olympics… although, I don't know if youtube has the capability to handle that ensuing overload.
I like how they threw in the little snippets of him throwing some knees. As if thats going to make us think that he doesn't have a vagina.
Let's see him do those 3600 degree flips without a trampoline. Pussy.
because who wants to watch another home movie of me?
I've heard of that movie. Aint it "Boys Don't Gag 4"?
Maird!
I tried to do parkour once. I was tackled by a police officer who thought I was trying to evade capture.
The only cool part was jumping over the car. He thinks he is a ninja or something. Hey Damien, ninjas wear cool outfits.
Is there a gayer combination than being British and a gymnast ?
I drafted this guy #1 on my Fantasy Gymnastics team.
I also have a someone assigned to stand around and take random knees between my backflips.
My wife.
Gay British Gymnast in tights.
During extremely acrobatic sex and parkour are the only times it's ok to be a male gymnast. I, myself, am not athletic enough to pull off either, so I choose to avoid the gayness altogether. Unless Ashley Kupets is involved.
Gay Brittish Gymnast in tights holding Brady Quinn's hand while walking a poodle.
I guarantee that this guy owns a Riley Skinner calendar.
Big Whoop. Those guys on my 12-year-old's Naruto game do that shit in their sleep.
I've heard of that movie. Aint it "Boys Don't Gag 4"?
@Pauly: I missed Boys Don't Gag 3. Does our hero get it in the end?
Let's see him do those 3600 degree flips without a trampoline. Pussy.
Little girls around the age of 8 in my gymnastics club can do all of that and thensome on spring mats.