
I did some checking around, and apparently the BCS title game is, indeed, tonight. I guess I'll try to watch a couple minutes of it, but I really need to paint my bedroom (Hmmm… custard or cheesecake?). Lucky for you, a whole bunch of smart other people really care about this game, and have written about it in ways that I enjoyed. Behold:
• Orson Swindle is in New Orleans and writing up a storm. Not only did he provide this shot of "Les-ticles," but he's got a terrific wrap on The Sporting Blog of fan action on Bourbon Street ("A glassy-eyed Ohio State fan passes me wearing a shirt reading "You can't spell SLUT without LSU." A blonde Tigers fan behind me sees it, looks at me and my guide Billy, and asks us "What's wrong with that?"), and his Buckeye fan alter ego Subcommandante Wayne checked in at EDSBS today.
• Dan Shanoff takes up the unenviable task of claiming Georgia as co-national champs.
• And, to show that LSU fans are just as insane as the fat old Buckeye fan from this morning, here are some LSU fans in action. Okay, so really it's just hot chicks in Tigers jerseys grinding on each other. I hope that's okay with everyone.
Enjoy Thom Brennaman's monotone and 100+ shots of the bands tonight. I think I'll go with custard.


osu 27
lsu 13
big ten speed will dominate the game.
Who decided that yellow was a neutral color? I don't know any men painting their bedrooms yellow.
Fuck this shit, I'm watching Gladiators. No one can stop the homicidal maniac known as Wolf.
oh. shucks. i'll miss the game working a double tonight. I will thank you Matt for linking to another Poon site. That always brightens my day.
ballsy prediction ko, best part about it is no one can call you on being wrong tommorow cuz no one reads posts 24 hrs later.
LSU's band is unstoppable this year.
Anybody working on a time machine? I need to go back and apply to LSU. Wait, maybe I need to go back further and take the ACT. No hurry, I guess.
PS because, you see, LSU women are so attractive. As indicated by the linked video.
Kthanksbi.
I'm making my pick based upon the following logic:
OSU lost to Illnois, who lost to USC, who lost to Stanford, who lost to Notre Dame, who lost to (everybody)
….that last post was going to ramble on more before I drunkedly hit the “send” button, but you get the idea.
Shanoff is a dummy head!
/Deadspin commenter
LSU 31, Ohio State 17
91 total band shots
The crocs really tie that outfit together.
I would rather root for a disease infested double amputee hooker over anything from Ohio. Actually, I think I would root for that over pretty much anything…because that would make for interesting television and I am easily amused.
That's some nasty-looking cottage cheese on that woman's upper arm.
To steal from Mr. Bananagrabber, I'll go: LSU 38 (band shots in the 4th quarter), OSU 27 (band shots between the 10:29 mark and the 1:05 mark of the 1st quarter).
Dammit, HHY, now I stole from two people!
I could get used to it.
/Carlos Mencia
LSU defeats the The Ohio the State of The Buckeyes The. I came to that conclusion because I have already watched tonight's game in my head and it was as boring watching custard paint dry.
Wait, maybe I need to go back further and take the ACT
To lower your score?
"no one reads posts 24 hrs later"
So. You're telling me that no one is reading the witty posts I am putting up on day old, week old, month old posts!??? All my hard work and labor for naught.
I predict the Suckeyes lose in a yawn-fest. Instead, I'll probably root for the painkillers to win on tonight's episode of Intervention.
Thanks to good advice from a friend, 'Im moving on tonights game like its already been played!'
Matt, if you select either of those colors, you are merely inviting a colossal battle at your place between Weis and Mangino with the winner earning the rights to eat your walls.
Swany–no worries, whenever you comment on an elderly post I tend to swoop in a couple of days later for the zing. Say, how about that Michael Vick? He has poor judgment.
That Sonic Youth album you gave me sucked! It's just … noise!
Who the Fuck are Thom Brennaman and Charles Davis?
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Someone has too much time on their hands.
What exactly are you doing in that room to require an annual repainting, man?
aw shit, just when you think it's okay to be excited that OSU (the) got their asses handed to them last night, LSU_TIGER comes in with that gem and does his/her best to convince us that their fans can be just as big of douchebags.
i was pretty confident in my pick…….for the first 30 seconds of the game.
Actually we pride ourselves on being bigger douchebags. Bigger than any other fans in the land. Except USC. Fuck them.
Pauly: The Ohio The State of The Buckeyes The. Brilliant, I'm so relieved I'm not alone in being annoyed to no end by that shite.
I turned off the TV after the 15th shot of that chubby female clarinet player in the LSU band, gyrating like she was trying to lose weight (you gotta ways to go, toots).
This is the first bowl game I got to watch this year, and I had thought you all were exaggerating about the repeated shots of the bands… finally I blurted out last night "Enough of the band geeks! Show us cheerleader tit-tays!" That went over real well with the wife, let me tell you.
Who the Fuck are Thom Brennaman..
Welcome to the Nasty 'Nati, bobafet.
I think we all now know:
SEC>Big 10
What a great game. The fun part was during the 4th quarter when all the LSU fans started chanting “SEC! SEC!”
tOSU fans were silent.
/SEC homer