Pepperdine basketball coach Vance Walberg has resigned, citing personal and family reasons for his departure. Not a terribly exciting story until you factor in the controversy he'd faced since last season.
[Athletic Director John] Watson said Walberg had made "mistakes in judgment" that included derogatory remarks toward players and last season made a player suck his thumb during practice for acting like "a baby."
Well, yeah, what did you expect? You hire a guy named "Vance" and he's going to use derogatory remarks and treat his subordinates like shit. That's what guys named Vance do. It goes so well with their pastel polo shirts with the popped collars while they lounge on the deck of their yacht, demanding another martini from Ector, that damn lazy Mexican. Why, they have half a mind to deport his ass if he doesn't hurry up.
(Thanks to dunk contest participant George for the tip)
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Or blaming that other Mexican, Tibor, whenever something goes wrong at work, wait that's what I do…ahh Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?
You should have seen what he made his team do when he said they all played like a "bunch of homos".
Hint: Remember the scene in "Less than zero" where Julian pays off his debt?
derogatory remarks toward players and last season made a player suck his thumb during practice for acting like "a baby."
Bastard was lucky he didn't get duck taped to the fucking back board.
WWSM: How about Shawshank Redemption?
Boggs: Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And after you swallow mine you're gonna swallow Rooster's cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it.
Andy Dufresne: Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose.
Boggs: Naw, you don't understand. You do that and I'll put all eight inches of steel in your ear.
Andy Dufresne: All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar.
WWSM: How about Shawshank Redemption?
Boggs: Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And after you swallow mine you're gonna swallow Rooster's cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it.
Andy Dufresne: Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose.
Boggs: Naw, you don't understand. You do that and I'll put all eight inches of steel in your ear.
Andy Dufresne: All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar.
WWSM: How about Shawshank Redemption?
Boggs: Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And after you swallow mine you're gonna swallow Rooster's cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it.
Andy Dufresne: Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose.
Boggs: Naw, you don't understand. You do that and I'll put all eight inches of steel in your ear.
Andy Dufresne: All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar.
@WWSM
I can only imagine what would happen should the play like a bunch of PUSSIES.
@Doogie
Let us know how you really feel about oral rape.
Vance Walberg has nothing compared to this soccer coach from Japan.
[mdn.mainichi.jp]
Good one Doogie!
Good one Doogie!
Good one Doogie!
Fucking server lock up! Jesus Christ! Alright, -500, I should be in the + by 2009.
Since when is "thumb" a code word for dick?
Since the Stones' hit "Under my Thumb"
You should have seen what he made his team do when he said they all played like a "bunch of homos".
Hint: Remember the scene in "Pulp Fiction" where Gimp gets his freak on with Marcellus?
There isn't a prison blow job story that Doogie doesn't know.
Former 3B Vance Law takes offense to the stereotyping of people named Vance.