This video came along during my long Christmas break (thanks to eXXtreme motorcyclist Mark), but I wanted to post it because it feels like weeks since I've written about the NBA. I missed all sorts of NBA stories recently, like… uh… some games on Christmas Day.
Anyway, Chris Bosh is dressed up like a used car salesman, so you should vote him into the All-Star Game. Although I'm not sure why he wants to go. There are gonna be all sorts of dangerous black people there.
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CB4 is so awesome. Can't guard Boozer, or Duncan, or KG, or David West, or Amare…but my man-crush is still intact.
good thing it’s a fan vote and he has all of Canada throwing their vote his way unlike the other guys who just get their whole city and maybe some out of state fans.
Yi Jianlian or Bosh will be the starters at PF for the east and Garnett will be coming off the bench. Fuckin’ Canadians. Fuckin’ Chinese.
/Hilarious Candian.
*canadian
they think i’m slow, eh?
who played Bubba? That motherfucker can act.
Canadien I believe?
Wasn't that Bosh Hogg?
The toothless guy there is reminiscent of this crack head named Heinz that lived around the neighborhood. He would purchase alcohol for my friends and I when we were underaged. Until one day he flipped out and stabbed his wife close to 40 times. True story. In the end, purchasing alcohol for minors puts everything on an even keel.
Oh! I once found a dead body with over 40 stab wounds in it. First murder in my hometown in like 25 years and me and my buddies found it. True Story. Coincidence? I think no.
Wow, 1 murder every quarter century? Around these parts, there is one every 25 hours. Plus, I think this site (and Doogie) is synonymous with stabbings, and dead bodies.
Dude, Wheaton Illinois. Home of Billy Graham, fundamental christians, and the wheaton college thunder, formerly the crusaders. its enough cotton candy to make you wanna vomit and swallow it.
Also, didn't this remind anyone else of that commercial beatlegese runs on that broken TV in the attick?
Sounds more like the neighbour guy from Office Space
I never vote for anything but if I did, I wouldn't vote for this Brontosaurus-looking motherfucker to get into the all-star game.
At least the All-Star game will be in a city with little temptation…you know, as opposed to Las Vegas.
Oh wait! New Orleans you say? At least the violence at strip clubs this year will be done to fit in with the locals.
This was awesome, he'll totally get voted in now… fuck garnett… and fuck vince carter too (spoken like a true Raptors fan)
it feels like weeks since I've written about the NBA
Nobody noticed. Keeping the posts of the NBA and their 2 months of playoffs to a minimum is a good thing.
No, many members on bigblackconnect.com noticed this. maybe he is very popular on bigblackconnect.com