On Friday we learned of soccer star Ashley Cole's alleged infidelity to his wife Cheryl, complete with sodden mid-coitus vomiting. Now, despite other women stepping up to say they've also banged her husband, pop star Cheryl has denounced it as lies, all lies!
Cheryl is CONVINCED her husband never had sex with 22-year-old Aimee Walton, BELIEVES his story and is still DETERMINED they can make their marriage work.
[Cheryl] said: "I'm astonished that girl says she felt sorry for me. "If she felt so sorry why did she run to the papers to try and ruin my marriage? I hope she's happy with her first designer handbag that she can buy with her dirty money." [Burrrrrrrnnnn! -Ed.] …
[Of the infidelity claim] "That's utter rubbish, I know that for a FACT. I know Ashley intimately. When he's under the influence he ISN'T capable.
Holy crap I'm in love. This chick isn't just sexy as hell, she's a huge bitch and totally undercuts her husband's manhood while defending him. That's basically everything I've ever looked for in a woman. Well, almost. Pop singers aren't technically strippers… yet.
[Kickette] — (the pics are kinda old, but you deserve them)
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When he's under the influence he ISN'T capable.
Or maybe, just maybe, you're killing his buzz, bitch?
Just further proof that hot chicks love dudes named Ashley… who are filthy millionaire athletes. On the other hand, a fat chick brushed my arm in line at Arby's the other day.
Burnsy – What the hell is Mayor McCheese doing in Arby's?
For the record, Cheryl is a more masculine name than Ashley.
When he's under the influence he ISN'T capable.
And that's why we have this little friend I call "the gauger"…
Where the fuck did I leave my therapist's phone number?
In honor of those photos I'm going to have an early Super Bowl party – in my pants.
+1000 to Matt for the re-sexification of WL.
cheryl i hate to be the one to break this to you but your husband is a fucking poof
I didn't sleep with those other girls either.
Sweetie, when he's under the influence he's not capable with you, his wife.
A 22-year old piece of ass he's never fucked on the other hand….
I can't decide which picture I like best, I guess my dick will have to decide for me.
@hhy
funny how that works eh?
Now I have that damned Milkshake song in my head. Thank you second photo from the left (bottom row).
PS – that tattoo is TERRIBLE.
@HHY
I don't care how many times I fucked her, I'm fairly certain it would be happening every time.
Sadly, I will never know.
@Smello
MEEE-OOW!
LOVE that gray striped dress she's got on in the first three pics. Damn thing's like a second skin on her.
Semen everywhere.
Smello, you're 100 percent right.
There is only one good place for a tattoo on a woman's body, and that's the tramp stamp….right above the ass on the small of the back. Something small, and tasteful.
Like a bullseye.
PS – that tattoo is TERRIBLE.
Terrible, maybe, but I wouldn't mind if it was right next to the left side of my face.
I hope she's happy with her first designer handbag that she can buy with her dirty money.
I'm sure she'll be happy with whatever she buys with her dirty money. She's way ahead of the girls that I've slept with. They didn't get any dirty money…just a raging cold sore and a burning sensation when they pee.
@Pauly–or the right side. Gotta be flexible. It's like parkour–in bed!
@Hohos
If it's on the right side, your tossing some salad, Bother.
@Pauly–You wouldn't toss her salad?
@secondbasementdweller
I would not, not lick her love split.
It's already been said about this sexy bitch, so I'll threadjack instead…
Rest in Peace, Prop Joe.