On Friday we learned of soccer star Ashley Cole's alleged infidelity to his wife Cheryl, complete with sodden mid-coitus vomiting. Now, despite other women stepping up to say they've also banged her husband, pop star Cheryl has denounced it as lies, all lies!
Cheryl is CONVINCED her husband never had sex with 22-year-old Aimee Walton, BELIEVES his story and is still DETERMINED they can make their marriage work.
[Cheryl] said: "I'm astonished that girl says she felt sorry for me. "If she felt so sorry why did she run to the papers to try and ruin my marriage? I hope she's happy with her first designer handbag that she can buy with her dirty money." [Burrrrrrrnnnn! -Ed.] …
[Of the infidelity claim] "That's utter rubbish, I know that for a FACT. I know Ashley intimately. When he's under the influence he ISN'T capable.
Holy crap I'm in love. This chick isn't just sexy as hell, she's a huge bitch and totally undercuts her husband's manhood while defending him. That's basically everything I've ever looked for in a woman. Well, almost. Pop singers aren't technically strippers… yet.
[Kickette] — (the pics are kinda old, but you deserve them)