01.31.08 BS MOSS RUMOR THAT PLEASES ME GREATLY
MediaTakeOut is floating some spurious rumor that the girlfriend of one of the Giants players purchased a ticket for the woman who put up the restraining order against Randy Moss for pushing off repeatedly on her face with his fists, meaning he wouldn't be able to play. Except that's not how restraining orders work.
I am [NY Giants player's] girlfriend and I had to tell you about a rumor going around with the players. [Giants player] told me that a big Giants fan bought Superbowl tickets for that woman that Randy Moss beat up and he's paying for all her expenses.
They're saying that if the woman in sitting at the game, Randy Moss won't be able to play because of the restraining order. Slick right. But good for them. The Patriots are a bunch of cheaters so it serves them right.
Also to appear: Debby Belichick, the black child Wes Welker fathered who he doesn't want to talk about and keeps locked in the basement, Bridget Moynahan, the woman Osi Umenyiora shat on, Jean Strahan, Tiki Barber, that girl that shot down Plaxico Burress at the club and Rodney Harrison's sense of decency.
But not Jeremy Shockey, because he's a bitch. -Christmas Ape
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/11/mike-tomlin-omar-epps-135x135.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/11/eric_wood_draft-135x135.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/11/canada-135x135.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/11/favre_iraq_detainee-135x135.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/11/ricky_williams-135x135.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/11/roy_williams_fumble-135x135.jpg)
There are 14 comments about:
BS MOSS RUMOR THAT PLEASES ME GREATLY
Also to appear: …
And, Peyton. Don't forget Peyton. I think Brady gave him tickets.
Will the doctor who initially diagnosed Eli with down's syndrome be there too?
Also making awkward appearances: Junior Seau's professional dignity, Bill Parcell's sense of loyalty, a herd of emasculated sheep, and Peyton Manning.
Also appearing: The Cast of some shitty sitcom from whatever station is broadcasting the game!
….and Tom Petty's deflated sense of accomplishment.
Junior Seau's Mustasch will be there in a wheelchair.
A-Rod will be there, wearing Driven.
Victor Kiam will be there hocking some electric razors.
i can't think of any clever "also to appear" jokes (i really wish i could), so I'm just going to point out that the popular topics list on this site currently includes Super Bowl, New York Giants, New England Patriots, Tennis, and of course, Fuck. I can see how most of those fit in here, but Tennis?
Not scheduled to appear: Daryl Stingley, Marquise Hill.
"Sorry I didnt come to work today boss…this bitch who has a restraining order against me was in the building so I had to stay home."
I gotta use that one some hungover morning. Moss is sitting on a gold mine here.
On the sidelines will be Lawrence Maroney's begul trainer. Because his begul be shittin'.
Pauly, you're avatar makes me laugh even when the Construda is low. I ain't even fuckin kidding Dawg.
a herd of emasculated sheep, and Peyton Manning.
+1 hugh b brown if you are inferring peyton manning fucked said sheep
Comment on this post:
You must be logged in to post a comment. Not yet a member, register for free.