Scene: The sideline of last night's BCS Championship Game. LSU leads Ohio State going into halftime.
Troy Smith: [unintelligible]
Chris Myers: WHAT?
Troy Smith: [unintelligible]
Chris Myers: YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER JAMARCUS' SWEATER!!!
[Awful Announcing; better photo at the Postmen]
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He's just sporting all the flavors of J-E-L-L-O
Sick Sweater Son.
That's the sweater W. Sapp used to wear when he would show up in the halftime shows. Awesome.
"W. Sapp! Check it! Boom!! I'm here…straight outta your nightmares"
"Sapp can't beat you…Sapp too slow"
Golly, Tracy Morgan is the titties.
flizzum flazzum
I fucked up the quotes. Oh well. One of my favorite commercials of all time:
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Tell Bill to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
Jamarcus and the Amazing Technicolor What the Fuck is That Thing. Now touring nationally.
Jokes aside, is it just the angle of the picture, or does JaMarcus look big enough to be the monster in Cloverfield?
Because you can't spell "wearing colostomy bag" without Coogi.
I think that might actually be a zip-front hoodie, which is even more terrifying. And, yes, WWSM, he is a monster. He must be overlarge to carry around that rocket arm.
/says prayer hoping later part is true & that I see the Raiders win another game in my lifetime
ROYGBIV?
Somewhere in Mongolia, theres a shivering nomad.
Somewhere on Planet Funk, George Clinton's head is bare.
That's not a sweater it's a poncho and it's the new fashion craze here in 1994.
I see Zubaz is branching out to above-the-waist.
Awe Hubie! +10
Too bad Troy looks like Alphonso Ribero with that backwards lid on.
"I think it's an incredible representation of Alabama."
Nothing says state pride like wearing a chain that probably costs more than 95% of the homes in Alabama. RESPECT!
/puts on plastic Sconnie Boy chain
I'm pretty sure I aw that dude at Bread and Puppett. I ,for one, would love to see a comeback by the drug rug.
Swany do you live on this site? or do you just refresh the page every 15 seconds
Boy, the Garanimals action wear line sure has gone high tone these days.
Both Faggot. Next question.
You've got to have a fez and maybe a kilt to really complete that outfit. I'm thinking a MacDonald of Glenaladale tartan wouldn't clash too much.
Chris Meyers is the best QB out of these 3.
Dammit I missed a Raiders post.
Lookit that beast-man.
Please be good please be good….
I couldn't tell if Troy Smith was just playing along or if his comment was actually an attempt to piss JaMarRuss off, but…
Seeing the three of them side by side, I have to vote "Monster from Cloverfield"
Did you notice the "What the fuck are you wearing look" on Troy's face during the first 30 seconds of the interview. Priceless.
Youre cool Swany
Troy Smith carries off the white frat boy look to perfection. What you didn't talk about was Russell's "BAMA BOY" necklace that features an elephant (what the ?). He talks like Mushmouth too.
When this interview came on I was sitting next to a hardcore Raiders fan and to see the hope escaping out of his face was a look I'll never forget.
haha…Raiders fans. At least you're still the best transvestites!