Duke beat Florida State last night in a game that was pretty close up until Greg Paulus stole the show. You just don't see this kind of performance very often unless you watch a lot Italian soccer. As you can see, Paulus's acting on consecutive FSU possessions totally unraveled the Seminoles, and it's easy to see why a heady player like Paulus is destined for the NBA. The Network of Buttfucking Actors.
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God I know we haven't spoken much, but if you could find another over zealous district attorney to crusade in Durham against spoiled white athletes… this time they REALLY deserve it.
Paulus' performance was later rewarded with the customary post-game blow job from Dick Vitale.
I don't see what the big deal is? When Paulus was on his back kicking Florida State players it was in self defense and therefor was inadmissable and unmentionable by the announcers. Go Duke!
I only hated Duke a lot before this; now I hate them whatever the next iteration above "a lot" is. The "k" in Duke is pronounced "ch", by the way.
I saw that last night and I was pretty damn pissed because Mike Patrick sounded like a fucking WWE announcer, "Paulus took a forearm to the chops!!!"
There is no way that an announcer should show such an unbiased love towards one team like Mike Patrick. Fuck him and Paulus to hell.
Oscar? That performance doesn't even deserve an MTV Movie Award. But Greg is a cracker, so he would probably win anyway.
/Kanye West
Paulus is a fucking sunt. seriously, add this to reasons for me to hate Duke. However, they do have a lovely golf course.
I don't think it's hyperbole to say that Greg Paulus could win as many as five Heisman Trphies while at Duke.
Ugh, does he not have a storied history of doing this shit? I think Mike Patrick actually had his dick in his hand while observing the Paulus/referee slurp show.
Wow, anti Duke crowd huh? OK, I'll not argue about the play with the haters, but I will agree that the announcers (Patrick in particular) blew chunks.
My favorite part was when he fell down.
@Alumni: Paulus will soon be applying for the NYPD, where he can attack black men and claim self defense all he wants. He's gonna need a job, what with Duke's excellent track record producing pros.
@SOtired
I'll be quite happy to argue the play.
@HHO: J.J. Reddick says 'Fuck you'. Oh wait…no he doesn't.
Bobby Hurley needs to slam his SUV into this punk. Fuck Duke.
"You need to show some poise"
Or not have corn rows, whatever works for Partick/Bilas.
OK, OK, everyone calm down. Now tell me more about this NBA.
And I should have added,
/Christian Laettner
Hopefully, like all great Duke point guards Paulus takes up motorcycling in the near future.
I don't understand why everyone focuses their ire on Paulus. Just the fact that is isn't very good should be enough.
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Paulus lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.
And seriously, let me know when Douche University players *aren't* overacting whiny little shits. This is as routine for them as Coach Ratboy whining to the refs.
I don't know about you guys, but I get knocked down by 5 black guys all the time. Luckily, I'm a Van Buren Boy.
What angers me ten times more than the Duke University
theatre departmentbasketball team are the announcers for tWWL.Mike Patrick is the worst announcer in the history of the world. And why does Jay Bilas get to do Duke games? Aren't you supposed to be impartial when working as an announcer? How can you be impartial if you're calling a Duke game…..and you played for fucking Duke?
I cannot believe the racism involved in those two plays. Why was it only the white guys who came to the defence of Paulus? That's not cool. On a side note, how about a basketball powerhouse having three white guys playing hoops at the same time on the same team. Disney should make a movie about this.
This just makes it even more funny that Duke fans were complaining earlier this year that they think ESPN singles them out for criticism. Mike Patrick: "Oh he got drilled!" He didn't even get touched, well… except maybe in that special place only Greg Paulus and women have.
I like to watch a lot Italian soccer, and I don't like the word "of" either.
<i>Luckily, I'm a Van Buren Boy.</i>
You are? Then you'll know our secret sign.
They never even mentioned in the game that Paulus got a T.
The best Greg Paulus flop ever.
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@Drunko
Two for flinchin!
@Otto
That's not the sign.
Was when I was bangin!
@enrique
gotta respek yo piyamp! Translation: you have to show your pimp respect