
Talented but beleaguered outfielder Elijah Dukes — last seen getting dropped by the Rays and getting traded to the Nationals after intimidating his then-wife with threatening text messages and phone calls — has had another injunction filed against him by a different woman, this time for, uh, intimidation through threatening text messages and phone calls.
Amanda E. Reese, 23, was granted a temporary injunction for protection against domestic violence on Dec. 10. She is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday morning to seek extended protection…
Reese says Dukes sent her a text message on Oct. 23 that stated she would "have to deal with the consequences" and "don't let me see you when I come home" and "it's a promise, now make your move."
Ugh, typical watered-down sequel. She'll have to "deal with the consequences"? How am I supposed to work with that? That's something parents tell teenagers, when what we need is a cell phone picture of a gun.
A wise man once said, Hey, dawg. It's on, dawg. You dead, dawg. I ain't even bulls——-. Your kids too, dawg. It don't even matter to me who is in the car with you. N—–, all I know is, n—–, when I see your m—–f——- a– riding, dawg, it's on. As a matter of fact, I'm coming to your m—–f—— house. What happened to you, Elijah? You used to be so cool.


have to deal with the consequences
I really hope he is referring to the making of a skin suit. That would be fantastic.
God bless that man.
Are you suppose to believe that Dukes properly spelled consequences ?
Sequels are never as satisfying as the original.
I aint even bullshittin.
* Are we…
Spell consequences!? I'm not convinced he could even say consequences. Spell consequences!? Might as well ask him to define what an Event Horizon is.
It's the Mitchell Report. Once he got off the juice, he lost his mojo. I hope your ready for the new MLB people.
She probably got into his carmel apple.
Somebody get that man some Bump Fighter® razors
I call samesies.
"have to deal with the consequences" = You dead, dawg
"don't let me see you when I come home" =when I see your mufuckin' ass riding, dawg it's on
"it's a promise, now make your move." = I'm coming to your mufuckin'- house
it's the calming influence of dmitri young
Is it me or are his eyes 900 feet apart?
I get the feeling that Elijah is working for Marlo Stanfield now.
He has to have that T9 Text thing that guesses the words in texts on his phone.
Maybe this is his then-wife? He looks pissed like he's watching it for the first time.
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Event Horizon = space ship that made Sam Neill go crazy and try to kill Larry Fishburne. Everyone knows that, Swany.
Him and Doogie always hear those 3 special words from the ladies all the time. Those words are stop, no, and don’t.
How do you send intimidating text messages? Add a frowny face at the end? Do they make an emoticon for "I'm going to rape you"? (if so, please let me know – it's just the catalyst my social life is looking for!)