What to watch for in this weekend's biggest match-ups.  Home teams in ALL CAPS.

The Trentonian over THE NEW YORK POST — It doesn't happen often, but sometimes another paper beats out the Post in the ridiculous/awesome headline department. 

Ravens over DOLPHINS — As noted in today's Prelude, the two teams have a combined twenty straight losses between them.  And the Dolphins suck way harder.

Dolphins Cheerleaders over DOLPHINS — The South Florida Sun-Sentinel has a hard-hitting report of the cheerleaders' training regimen, with revealing behind-the-scenes footage of them barely dressed and sweating.  Pulitzer material for sure. (HT: SbB)

Bottlenose Dolphins over DOLPHINS — Flipper has way more pocket presence than Cleo Lemon.

WARRIORS over Lakers — Tonight's late game on ESPN.  Also, be sure to vote Boom Dizzle into the All-Star Game.  Any man that looks that good in roller skates has my vote.

And that's all for a pretty damn good week.  Stick around this weekend to taunt KD on the weekend shift.  I'll be back Monday, assuming I don't go overboard with the self-medication.