Super-robot tipster Rodimus Prime sent in this SportsCenter commercial from 1995 (?) that shows Roger Clemens attacking Jack Edwards after Edwards claims that the Rocket has lost a little off his fastball.
I don't know what's a stranger sight to re-live: Clemens in a Red Sox uniform, or Keith Olbermann at ESPN. Or Keith Olbermann without his smug sense of self-satisfaction.
Special Bonus Hatred! Sports by Brooks notes that Clemens's speech to Texas high schoolers (titled "My vigorous workout, how I played so long in professional baseball") has been canceled.
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ah, ESPN circa 1995 when they still seemed to care about sports and Olberman didn't come off as a total dick.
It would be allot cooler if he was throwing bill simons
In 1995 Bill Simmons was too busy wacking off to Larry Bird, watching 90210, and discussing his goofball friends…yadayada, 12 years later he still does these things, you get the joke, Christ, I'm lazy.
Wasn't 1995 prior to the time when Clemens started taking it in the ass? Steroids, I mean. And probably cock.
Wow, I think I was still using my pillow to beat off to Mary Pierce in 1995. And Clemens was getting old then. That old pin cushion (steroid injections or cock punches, you decide) needs to retire.
I want baseball to keep roidin. When I see a man throw a ball 110 mph then we can talk about cleaning the game.
@WDYA
Aparently if you take cock in the ass, you don't have a before you took and after you took time period because you were supposedly just born that way. So what I'm trying to say is Clemens is gay, was born that way, and likes it in the ass. Christ, I need a joke book or something.
Keith Olbermann and Bob Costas on the same NFL post-game show is like the Dream Team of Smugness. Chris Collinsworth is like the token college kid on the roster.
I think his apperance in 1996's Kingpin would also be a precursor to his 'roid use. But on the other hand, you don't mow another man's lawn.
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@Swany – Even if you're born gay, there's still some time period that you haven't had it in the ass yet (according to some statistic I just made up, age 13 is average), so maybe Clemens was just saving himself for gay Pettitte marriage. Or until his balls shrank to an acceptable level to make his cock look bigger by comparison. I guess what I'm trying to say is, thanks for keeping the Gay Clemens thread going.
Cripes! Like David Beckham and Hamburglar wasn't fagging this site up enough already! ROFL!
Whatever happened to Jack Edwards anyway? Did he go the way of Tom Mees?
@Enrico
Last I heard he was doing the play-by-play for the NHL on Verses. So yeah, he did take the Mees route.
Ah, classic Sportcenter commercial. I remember hearing, however, the Clemens wanted to go in another, more realistic, direction. It would have gone, if memory serves, that after Keith told Roger about the fastball quip, Clemens would say "Fuck you," throw a shattered splinter of bat at Jack's face, then walk away.
That commercial was totally off-base, anyway. I'm certain that Clemens has NEVER high-fived anybody in his entire life.
Oh yeah, and he's gay.
I was really hoping for video evidence of Clemen's 'rhoids. oh well I can always dream…
@WDYA
Sounds like a classic case of the chicken and the egg if you ask me. As long as he is still gay now though, I guess I'm not confused.
Not interested. Some of my friends told me many celebs left some of their photos on a lesbian dating site named [www.FemMate.com]. Recently we have Victoria, Mel… Are they lesbians? No, I don’t think so. Many celebrities have such photos, because they are acting in L. And lesbians are being understood. Homosexual is not anyone's fault.
I think if valeire were banned, it would be no one's fault.