In today's edition of Ohio or Florida?, a 54-year-old unicycle teacher has been arrested for molesting little girls.
Major Keith Riddick with the Putnam County Sheriff’s Office said the girls’ father hired Daniel Snodgrass to teach his two daughters how to ride a unicycle.
Riddick said 54-year-old Snodgrass, the unicycle teacher, is accused of tying the youngest girl to a bed and sexually abusing her. Snodgrass is also accused of taking pictures of the 9-year-old and 16-year-old sister while they wore lingerie. Snodgrass is also accused of fondling the teenage girl above her clothing.
Yikes. I've said it before and I'll say it again: everyone who rides a unicycle is a child molester. It's only legal to make it easier for police to profile sexual predators.
(Answer: Florida! Thanks for the tip goes to Camp Tiger Claw)
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Dammit ! I had money on Ohio. That what I get for betting with my heart and not with my head.
The father should also be arrested for hiring a guy to teach his two daughters how to ride a unicycle.
"…'girls’ father hired Daniel Snodgrass to teach his two daughters how to ride a unicycle."
Step 1: Teach daughters to ride unicyle.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!!!
Had the answer been Ohio, it would have been little boys who had been molested.
/Grew up in Ohio.
Sweet van.
/Uncle Rico
putnam county??? there's a putnam county here in ohio too!
For some reason I hope to God that van is real.
I would've guessed West Virginia – everyone rides unicycles there – "cause dem wheels dun get expensif!"
Fuck Camp Tiger Claw, he's not nearly as funny as Ghosts of the 7-Up Country.
Also, THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING STORY EVER ON WITHLEATHER AND I'M CRYING ON THE INSIDE.
The hardest part about being a unicyclist is telling the underage girls you molest that you are a unicyclist.
The picture is great 289.
Also, I'm going to get "unicycle teacher" add to my "Analrapist" business cards.
Couldn't this guy just fuck his unicycle?
They make lingerie for 9 year olds? I have been shopping at the wrong places!
Feh. I've raped while ON a unicycle.
heheh, I guess I should give up unicycling, lest I be confused as somebody who molests 16 year old girls.
Besides, 9 year olds just aren't impressed with unicycles anymore.
It's not gay that I ride one of those bikes that is like 10 feet high and has a front wheel that's about 7 feet, and a rear tire thats about 2 feet, is it?
Who hires someone to teach their children to ride unicycles?
Teach them something useful – modeling, or blogging, or the 3-4 Defense.
@Swany:
Sorry dude, yes.
@swany – not as long as you where the hat and socks
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fun fact.. it's called an English Ordinary Bicycle.
This guy is currently teaching my daughters how to ride the unicycle:
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Unicyclists are child molesters!? I didn't even know they were catholic.
It's not gay that I ride one of those bikes that is like 10 feet high and has a front wheel that's about 7 feet, and a rear tire thats about 2 feet, is it?
If your real first name is Phineaus or Barnaby, no, not at all.
Snodgrass is also accused of fondling the teenage girl above her clothing.
You'd have to think that this fine unicyclist knew he was going to eventually go to jail…so why not actually grab some skin??? Dude, I almost touched her boob.
The footage was on youtube for a while, then got removed. Now you can find it at http://www.2girls-1wheel.com