As we all know, rapping Frenchman/Spurs douche-guard Tony Longoria got married in July to his long-time leash-holder Eva, star of that crappy TV show where all the chicks are old. No, not Golden Girls. Older. Yeah, that one. And now super-annoying X17 claims that Tony cheated on his new wife… with a woman! And not just any woman — French supermodel Alexandra Paressant.
Paressant (ex-girlfriend of soccer god Ronaldinho) tells X17 the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months and this was AFTER Eva and Tony's big wedding — in fact, Alex and Tony MET AT EVA AND TONY'S WEDDING!!!
According to Alex, she and Tony were introduced by superstar French soccer player Henry at the huge July 7 nuptials last summer. They exchanged phone calls for a couple months and then saw each other in Paris at the end of September (while Tony was in town to receive the Legion of Honor) and in San Antonio in October. Alex has given X17online samples of what she says are text messages with Tony exchanged at the end of September, just after the two slept together, Alex claims, at the Park Hyatt (where Eva and Tony and their wedding party stayed!).
So, wait. X17 lost me there. Are they saying Tony's straight?
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I think they mean she introduced him to a soccer player, with whom Parker has been having an affair.
Obviously.
Get the fuck out of here! Tony was banging that? This is a mistake. They probably meant her boyfriend, the soccer player was banging Tony. That makes more sense.
WL is bringing some serious sexy today. Keep it
cummingcoming.Alexandra Paressant > Eva Longoria
If Thierry Henry passed her to Parker, I think that counts as an assist.
What? You mean he's already tired of that Eva's Ned Flanders moustache sweeping over his weiner?
Alexandra Paressant >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eva Longoria
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I guess 7/7/07 really was a lucky date.
All we can hope for is that she will pass on Buttress Foot Disease to lil' Tony and he will go down with that injury, keeping the Spurts from winning the title again.
Kobe>Tony in TNA selection?
When Chupacabra hears about this Tony will go from guard to power bottom.
Screwing around on a menopausal sleestack; he must have a death wish, oh wait he's married to…
Nevermind
Also, was anyone else constantly confused by the coincidence that this chick has a guys name? I mean, "Alex and Tony did this. (gay sex) Alex and Tony did that! (freaky bdsm)"
Sounds a little gay. That's all. Gay and confusing. Tony Parker could just be confused.
On a side note, if I was Wade Phillips, there is virtually no way I could have helped raise her without, you know, accidentally sleeping in the wrong bed a couple of times.
I mean, boarding school is a great educational option.
Hope he has a good prenup. If he did cheat on Eva Longorrhea, that little shrew is going to try and assrape Parker for every penny he has.
Horatio Sans thinks this site is "too sexy, too sexy" today. I disagree.
@ChrisP
Tony Parker and assrape; that'll be the first pillow he's bitten in months.
Oh thank god. She deserves it.
That's what she wears for Reverse Cowgirl.
As the French would say, she has a certain je nais se quoi*.
*Translation: Hot body that I would like to violate/denegrate.
@wwsm
this is phillips' spawn too? man he cranked out some fine ass from his fat lil wiener
/sorry, had to.
Wasn't this Ronaldinho's "girlfriend" that everyone just assumed was imaginary for a while? Perhaps Tony merely rented the rumor rights to a make-believe beard for some reason.
while Tony was in town to receive the
LegionAnal Beads of HonorOMG! What if it's really true! OMG! Chick's pretty hot. Being French she will, of course, have a satisfyingly hairy muff. I just like that. Is that weird? Nevermind, of course it's not.
Penalty Box fo Merk for conjuring up Wade Phillip's fat weiner. And htis day was going so sexy.
I'm just surprised to learn that Tony still had his dick after the wedding.
Tony shoots, scores, then dribbles.
Dear With Leather. Be careful. i'm a french fan and journalist. i read you every day. But here you made a mistake. Alexandra Paressant is a fake. it's a french people who claimed to have sex with all superstars.
In France, she says she had sex with all "soccer stars". For example with Ronaldinho. If you make some research ont the web you'll find that the pictures of Alexandra are not the same. She takes differents models pictures.
Your news is not true.
Cordially.
A french still fan.