12.28.07 THIS DIDN’T MATTER
Here's Texas coach Mack Brown's retarded stepson trying to blow last night's Holiday Bowl for the Longhorns. The Sun Devils retained possession and scored on the next play, so it's a good thing for Chris Burke here that the Horns won 52-34.
To add to your viewing experience, observe the referee's obvious glee in telling the crowd that the call was overturned. I love the schadenfreude.
[Awful Announcing -- which also has a longer video]

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THIS DIDN’T MATTER
Other things that don't matter: December 27 bowl games.
I would've punched it.
-Woody Hayes
What an idiot. Good thing that didn't help them lose. Retard boy might have been party to a Texas-style train ride in the locker room after the game. He doesn't look man enough to handle that kind of abuse.
What a fucking lump. Poor guy was almost crying after ASU scored. Seemed like the producers were having fun though.
"Cut to Carpenter. Okay, now cut to Mack Brown. Okay, now cut to that guy. Is he gonna cry? Keep the camera on him."
He doesn't look man enough, period. What a dumbass. And what the hell were all those coaches doing so far out on the field anyway? Idiots, all of them.
That's where the coaches stand in Arena football.
The players were giving him the "This stuff's made in New York City!" look.
Everything's bigger in Texas…including the retards.
what a tart!!!
God I can't wait to hear the Kornheiser/Wilbon musings about this tonight on PTI. I'm psyched.
@Enrico - Not bigger - just retardeder.
bp, is that the Hellraiser box? If so, scary.
Yeah nabs. I needed something to replace Turbo and that's the best I have for now.
@bp
Boogaloo Shrimp can NEVER be replaced.
is he really retarded? or just unfortunate looking?
I wouldn't be surprised either way.
hehe. Oblah dee Oblah da, life goes onnnnn Ohhhhh lala lala life goes on.
"schadenfreude"? Thanks for making me learn a new word today, college.
Wait…I thought shadenfreude was that white horse in the hobbit movies…
It was pretty sweet the way ESPN kept focusing on his own personal hell. Some idiot Longhorns fan would have gone all Colombian goalie on his ass.
On a related note, can't fucking wait for the Champs Sports Bowl.
Arena football has coaches? That's adorable!
ESPN always zooms in on the crying kid at the end of the Little League World Series, How would the Holiday Bowl be any different.
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