I'm finishing the day with thousands of British fans singing the annoyingly catchy "Hatton Wonderland," just because it's going to be a while before we hear anything about Ricky Hatton again. And also because I like to do mean things to my readers.
At least it's not his entrance music, though. "Blue Moon"? Seriously? He may as well enter the ring lip-syncing "Summer Nights" from Grease. And not Travolta's part, either. The chicks' part. The back-up chicks. Tell me more, tell me more! Like does he have a car?
Ummm… not that I know that song or anything. GRRR BOXING!!!
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I'll forgive this annoying little ditty since the UK gave us Lucy Pinder, Keeley Hazell, and Sophie Howard.
The Ricky Hatton We're Here We're Queer Choral
hhy, don't forget the Katie Price homemade porno.
Please tell me this was before the fight.
Ha ha Emma Watson's French. Who knew? I'm anxiously awaiting her first homemade porno.
Stupid British people booing our national anthem. Mayweather should have jumped out of the ring and knocked out all those brits.
Smokey: "Deebo?! You just got knocked the FUCK out!"
There's only 1 Ricky Hatton!
Dr. Richard Hatton, Child Psychiatrist, begs to differ.
Shit, there goes my Christmas.
Struggling to contain my emotions "Ma People!" Sorry about the booing of the national anthem. It's a football thing; we boo everybody's. The Blue Moon thing relates to Man City. It's the club song. I know this because all of my mates are City fans. I fucking hate that song.
Muhammad Ali used to enter the ring to Eddie Money's Shakin.
De La Hoya? Dude, Looks Like a Lady
Hatton Wonderland? You mean Manchester?
So all Brits gather at the train station to watch big fights? Is that Waterloo?
WDYA, horrible yet hilarious on the Ali song.
Tommy Morrison comes to the ring to ZZ Top. "He's got AIDS, he knows how to use them."
@WDYA
Diego Corrales came out to Motorcycle Cowboy by Merle Haggard.
You can leave your Hatton.
Also, James Oyebola - Bullet in the Head, Rage Against the Machine. No?
So I'm going to hell for the Ali thing, but Pauly and Enrico are going to Hell-Plus? Hell-Plus, now with Retsyn.
I prefer my Hell-plus with drencrom.
Great this will be stuck in my head for another 3 days now.
Oh, so THAT is what that British hooker I have tied up in my trunk was going on about? Whoda thunk??? ROFL!
Oliver McCall enters to Justin Timberlake's Cry Me a River.
And Riddick Bowe? Wesley Willis' Rock and Roll McDonald's.
It took the camera man a few tries to get the lyrics down, which is understandable given their complexity.