THE GIANTS ARE GONNA GET DESTROYED
12.28.07
I guess it's a big deal that NBC and CBS are simulcasting the NFL Network's coverage of Pats-Giants on Saturday night, but you'll excuse me if I haven't worked myself into an excited, sweaty fervor for bonus coverage of Bryant Gumbel's reedy voice and ignorance of football.
However, while many have speculated that the Giants (who are locked into the fifth seed in the NFC) won't risk their starters' health to disrupt the Pats' quest for perfection, the Giants defense seems plenty fired up to get a shot at Tom Brady.
"He walks around like he's Prince Charles, like he's the golden boy," [LB Antonio] Pierce said… "I think that's a compliment. I don't see it as a negative, honestly," Pierce said with a smile. "Prince Charles has got the world at his hands over there where he's at. I think (Brady) has put up an MVP season. Right now he's the top guy in the league as far as making plays. You can't call him the king until he wins it all."
Well, he has won three Super Bowls and been the MVP in two of them. "This year. Everything has got to be present," Pierce said. "You can't keep talking about the past. For what he has done this year, he's like a prince."
No no no no no! Shut the hell up, Antonio! This is why the Patriots bitch about being disrespected. Because a dynastic team that's 15-0 behind a two-time Super Bowl MVP quarterback who's dating a Brazilian supermodel still hasn't accomplished anything. Christ. Someday I'd like to see a college course centered on the logic of pregame smack talk. Assuming it's not already offered at LSU Law.
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And the winner of the coveted 'Most retarded quote of 2007' goes to…….
What's Tom Brady doing with Glenn Close's ugly twin???
Apparently, the Giants have learned NOTHING from the Steelers' trash-talk and where it gets them.
It's good to see that Pierce took some time to study the British Royal Family while overseas. Jared Lorenzen eats spotted dick.
"Prince Charles has got the world at his hands over there where he's at."
Translation
I don't know where the fuck London is, I couldn't point it out on a map. I know a guy named London [ Fletcher ] who plays linebacker. Moreover, I don't have the slightest clue of what the fuck I'm talking about, I figured Prince Charles was a real person somehow and I would imagine he has a lot of resources at his disposal being a Prince and all; just look at Will Smith.
Glenn Close isn't the ugly twin?
i love his logic of nothing counts from the past.
You know, jews and black folk have had it too good for too long, i wish something catastrophic would happen to their respective races to set them back thousands of years. Right Antonio?
It's gonna be fun to watch Maroney tromp on his face.
Oh and -10,000 to Prince Charles.
Looks to be quite the downgrade in Princesses.
Here's another great quote about the Pats, this one from today's NY Post:
“It's not like they're Jesus Christ and his 12 disciples or anything like that," defensive end Osi Umenyiora said of the 15-0 Pats.
“It's not like they're Jesus Christ and his 12 disciples or anything like that," defensive end Osi Umenyiora said of the 15-0 Pats.
No, but they are
Satan'sBelichick's minions.Big Blew, they needed the money! OH!
Jesus Christ had (has, actually) many many disciples, but only 12 Apostles.
/finally, something useful from all that priest molestation
WDYA, I was going to point out the same thing but didn't want to get all Christian like here.
@UU: Don't worry about being too Christian; tonight's ritual hooker-slayings will make up for that. In the meantime, bask in God's love. Or jerk off. Since you're one of His creatures, jerking off is a way to honor Him. That's what Father O'Malley taught me. Many times.
good advice WDYA, you are a very wise man.
Sure, he can't talk shit all he wants, but can he rap?
/mercury morris
"You can't keep talking about late season collapses and first round playoff exits. You have to talk about the late season-near collapse and the impending first round playoff exit that's here and now."
- Antonio Pierce
Somewhat to Pierce's point, Brady does wear those gay little hats. That has absolutely nothing to do with his point, does it? And Brady pulls some sweet tail so maybe I should consider investing in some gay little hats too.
::I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. Wanna feel His salvation all over my face…::
I thought Rufus was the 13th Apostle no?
Can't wait to hear Bryant Gumbel misidentifying Prince Charles as Oliver Cromwell this week.
Camilla Parker Bowles: would ya?
@WDYA- Ritual hooker slayings?? What street in San Antonio are we working?
@Swany-My priest told me HE was the thirteenth apostle, as he TRIED to bestow his blessings on me. Needless to say he is making the sign of the cross with a stump.
As a lifelong Giants fan (yes, we exist, much like the people who worshiped the Red Sox for the last 50 years), all I ask for in this game is for Tom Brady’s fivehead to be implanted into the turf by our defense. In fact, if they can land any Pattie flat across a stretcher, I’d be happy.
If you are a Giants fan, then I assume either you have a forest of back hair or you've invested in the Man Groomer.
The last Giants fan I seen was selling newspapers at an intersection with a empty bottle of a Mexican knock-off of Clorox wipes or "toalllitas desinfectantes". By the look of the NFL shield on the Giants hat he had, I would say it's a knock-off too. Plus any real Giants fan has a lock of Phill Simms' hair on them at all times.
I think you two are confusing me for a Steelers or Packers fan.
Well, the Giants gave the Pats all they could handle tonight, that's for damn sure. Yet somehow, the Patriots pulled it off again.
Here's hoping they do better in the playoffs.