Tony Romo is now a resounding 0-2 when sexy famous blonde singers come to watch him play in Dallas, and Terrell Owens has done us all the favor of weighing in on the matter.
"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," T.O. said. "I think with everything that has happened, and obviously the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel like she's probably taking his focus away…
"I've got a message for her when we make the playoffs," T.O. said. "Just stay tuned."
Oh man, we're about to see a competition between Jessica and T.O. to see who can erode more team chemistry. God, I've been waiting for T.O. to destroy the Cowboys ever since he arrived in Dallas. This is gonna be AWESOME.
[HT: The Big Lead, who astutely speculates that this report is false, even though it was written by a Dallas Morning News reporter who was in the Cowboys locker room. Apparently he thought it was a Page Six item or something.]
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Re: Jessica Simpson eroding team chemistry:
The only team I'd like to see her break up is me and my pants.
For his text TD celebration, TO will don a blonde wig and blow Romo on the 50 yard-line star. Bank it.
T.O. just wanted to suck Romo's thumb and nurse it back to health so he could
dropcatch more passes.One's too gay, one's too straight. How would you like your quarterback, Mr Owens?
T.O. also referred to Jessica Simpson as a white devil. That wasn't reported for some reason.
T.O. is going to play the first playoff game with a lifesized carrie underwood poster rolled up and stuffed down his pants.
The Big Lead! Sucking blog dick since 1906!
As for TO, fuck the cowboys, fuck them in their gay cowboy asses just the way they like it. Romo's my homo. flame on. Somehow fucking Dallas fans seem to forget ole' chubby cheeks Wade Phillips is still da coich, a defensive minded coach albeit on a terrible defensive team, with a .500 win % career. fuck the boys.
T.O.'s message:
"Drop the towel"
Theyre the new Mod squad; TO's vagina is the girl, Jessica's jaw-line is the white guy, and Romo's ancestory is the cool black dude.
@Swany: Easy Killa. We Cowboys fans know that "bitch-tits" probably won't win a Superbowl, but with the weakness in the NFC I can safely say He can lose one for us!
@Tex
As a Bears fan, let me tell you that ain't no walk in the park. The way things look now, trends withstanding, the Boys could rebound from a Superbowl loss with an 0-16 stinker if the T.O. turns rabid.
I thought it would take a lot more than 12-2 to piss TO off. Yet again I stand corrected. And aroused, but I'm not entirely sure why.
And seriously fuckers, my bitch tits are getting a little TO'ed about all the bitch tit comments. Take it easy on us chubby monkeys. Or blow us, either works.
TO is a dumb ignorant fucking degenerate piece of shit. you lost because you sucked that day. get over it, move on and quit trying to blame whitey
Am I the only one that wishes he would have killed himself???
//still pissed that #21 isn't with us anymore
As much as we all hate TO he said what a lot of people were already thinking. While losing is a team effort usually, Romo's shitty play when 2 different hot blonds come to a game to watch him can't be ignored. But then again TO has never managed to get his foot in his mouth yet and I know I'm not the only one who wishes he would figure it out. You are a flash in the pan wide receiver, you're not the greatest to ever play the position. In 30 years people will remember your mouth more than what you did on the field, well congratulations on being a he-bitch.
I don't see what Romo's problem is. The hardest part about having your girl at the game is trying to sneak in a blow J during a timeout.
Maybe TO is right for once. Maybe JS is Romo's Memo Paris.
Jessica Simpson was there for the Jets and Packers games as well, games Tony had no problems in. She just wasn't shown on camera.
Jessica Simpson was there for the Jets and Packers games as well, games Tony had no problems in. She just wasn't shown on camera.
Nice to know that T.O. already has an excuse packaged and ready to go when the Cowboys get eliminated from the playoffs.
WOMEN….. WEAKEN….. LEGS!!!!
TO's just upset because the best piece of ass he could get would be some useless tag-a-long like Kelly Rowland or something.
I hope his message to her is "Fuck Romo – Get with TO!" that would be in keeping with his douchebag-y demeanor