Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens stepped up his usual celebration of himself by hosting his annual birthday bash at I don't care somewhere in Texas. Attendees included big Hollywood star Jamie Foxx (invited to make T.O. look humble and gracious), that goofy Woody-from-Toy Story-looking guy, a big black tranny, and that chick from that music group. And they all brought teddy bears that T.O. donated to underprivileged children.
Aww that's sweet. Now the kids have teddy bears to snuggle with when they go to bed hungry.
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Where the white women at ?
Note to agent: Change my number to 18 so I don't have help so many damn underpriveleged kids.
T.O. loves him some T.O. don't he?
Who the fuck invited Romo? And please tell me he's banging Serena now.
They really put this on the news. I mean, yes, it's shocking and all to see that T.O. has lived long enough to celebrate another birthday. Yes it is shocking that T.O. donated bears to children that are not in need of teddy bears. Yes it is shocking that Jamie Foxx was able to make even T.O. look humble.
Even more shocking: Whitey making this part of the 9 o'clock news hour, and not even from Jim with the sports.
God damn it ROMO!!!! You tease! Just tell us what you and jessica are up to!!! We need to know!
Romo is the token white guy at that party.
I can smell the self-aggrandizing from here.
They should name all those teddy bears Mohamed and donate them to a Sudanese orphanage. They'd love that.
@AEVC, or they could give the teddy bears a good infidel name and the Sudanese could stone the teddy bears and chop off their paws.
Watch "Any Given Sunday" and you'd swear Jamie Foxx crafted his character after Terrell Owens.
That is, of course, until you learned that Jamie Foxx is a jackass in real life. Then you realize that all he did to prepare for the role of Willie Beamin was change his name.
Poor kid: Oh, hallelujah. Our problems are solved. We have teddy bears.
If its reported on KXAS, it KiXASs!
When I drove by that party I locked my car doors.
With a little ketchup, Teddy Bears are actually a nutritious and satisfying snack.
@He-Man: Willie Beamin is ten times more humble than Jaime Foxx.
T.O. is a member of MAMBLA?
Everyone knows that the only reason Tony Romo was at the party was to talk to the cops when they got there.
doogie, wtf is MAMBLA ?
Does this have anything to do with Romo being a Texas man and needing his 16oz of Jimmy Dean sausage?
I cringed when Romo said, "happy bday t.o., keep running good routes." WOW, the personality/creativity of this guy, he and jessica are a perfect match.
@UU: Men Against Man-Boy Love Association. So, according to Doogie, T.O.'s on the good side of that debate.
There's actually an anti-NAMBLA?!?! Here I was thinking that doogie was keeping a running gag going (ITS NAMBLA!!!!! GOD!!!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!). If that is the case, I am starting an anti-MADD. Those cunts are nazis, I swear, they are worse than baptitsts.
@HHY anyone who’s seen the Romo/TO/Witten story in this month’s ESPN would beg to differ. TO has alot of love for Romo, and his dimples apparently too.
WeaksideWing – wanna car pool to meetings?
I think Tony was there to score his first taste of "Brown Sugar".
@Merk… I'll bring the beers
I found Romo's comment/command to TO to be downright Sheffield-esque.
Alright, alright, alright!!! Shit! Is there no love for T.O. around here, or is he the only one thats "loves me some me!"
/Acronym deprived
Attendees included big Hollywood star Jamie Foxx (invited to make T.O. look humble and gracious), that goofy Woody-from-Toy Story-looking guy, a big black tranny, and that chick from that music group.
Isnt the one after the tranny, the chick who killed unimportant civilian with her car last Xmas?
Its nice to be able to see what kind of douchebags what to be seen with TO for the 'positive publicity' it brings them. We all know TO's only problem is with the white man holding him back.
Now I have a bad case of diarrhea
Serena Williams: "It's good of him to do what he does and still make the time to give back."
Having a big birthday bash for yourself is giving back?
It's always refreshing to hear about an athlete who took time out from trying to kill himself to give $3 teddy bears to poor kids. A ham sandwich seems like a more practical gift, no?
@ WSW & Merk… the organization you seek is Drunks Against Mad Mothers.
I especially like their "Handguns and Hard Liquor Church Social" I'm just churchy that way.
Serena is the manliest person at that party.