Kickette.
Last night Alex Curran was at home with a friend when four masked burglars entered the house. The police are calling it a “confrontational burglary” but won’t confirm what exactly the nature of the confrontation was…
Alex recently revealed to Closer magazine that she had bought Steven a £10,000 Cartier watch for Christmas. We’re assuming it’s one of the many things taken. In the last year, many Premier League players have been targeted by thieves – Dirk Kuyt was robbed whilst in Holland, and Daniel Agger, Peter Crouch and Pepe Reina have all had their hard earned ish taken, usually when they are playing away.
Obviously this is a direct result of Stephen Gerrard's thug past. You go around flashing your wealth and associating with the wrong people in England, and people are going to break into your house. Did the Gerrards deserve to be robbed? Probably not. But am I surprised it happened? Not in the least.
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Fuck you Wilbon… fuck you
"She looks kinda like Paris Hilton, but without the diseased gaping maw of hell"
and way bigger titties.
@UU… click the link to kickette… its all smoke and mirrors, this bitch is busted.
You can't run from your past. Its like when you're cleaning a rug; you might think you got it clean, but you can't get all of that stain out.
Also, this chick is far from busted. She has a 'rich bitch/MILF' thing going on. I love it.
I would like to rob her of her titty-fuck virginity. What is their address again?
@WSW: Holy cow. Looks like she got a tough case of progeria between the time these two photos were taken.
At least the burglars let her keep her motorboat
Also, if there's ever a WL hall of fame, I'd like to nominate the phrase "this bitch is busted."
I'd fuck her…then rob her.
@WSW, yeah the grill is banged up, but I was focusing on the titties.
How does this affect David Garrard's fantasy status?
Do a google image search on her…HHY is correct, she's a fuckable Rich Bitch/Milf…
@UU: way to keep it between the chin and belly button…I see you're learning!
grimey gets a big ol +1. Top notch work.
@LCPL, I learned it from you, I learned it from you
fuck those scouse cunts
I'd fuck her…then rob her.
Then shoot her in her femoral artery.
I'm not saying I wouldn't let her swallow my cock… I was just saying you'd think she was hot from the titty picture posted here, then you click the link and you are looking at person with cerebral palsy in a sundress… of whom I would bang out the back.
Nice, Pauly, nice….way to take a simple armed robbery and rape scenario and ruin it with a shooting of her coochie…
+1 million Pauly
The real crime here is those pert lil tittays being covered up by that 10,000 pound sun dress.
that was sarcasm right LCPL?
Ummmmm…yeah, Merk, yeah…..that was sarcasm…sure, let's go with that one…Sarcasm…you got it!
now i'm just confused.
especially since your response to Pauly made it seem as though Sean Taylor had a coochie to be shot in.
the coochie reference was because it was widely reported the Taylor was shot in the groin (cock).While she has a groin region, but no cock, I made an assumption, hence the use of coochie…
fuck it…shoot the bitch anywhere!
let's move on to the asian titties above shall we?
"She had bought Steven a £10,000 Cartier watch for Christmas"
Don't they mean he bought himself the watch for christmas? I'm guessing this woman doesn't have a job, so in essence she just spent 10k of his own money to get him a gift. Well thank you madam, thank you for spending my money so lavishly, please take your clothes off now so I can justify why I put up with this.
An island full of inbred morons, to be sure…but an eventful island at that.
She has that big boob thing going on. I love it.
"Confrontational burglary" in England: "Excuse me luv, I hate to trouble you…would you mind terribly handing over all you pence? There's a dear."
Yep, +1 to WSW11 for the "this bitch is busted". I don't necessarily agree that she is but that made me laugh.
She says she was robbed, but we all know it was just OJ and his buddies trying to get his stuff back.
[i]"The police are calling it a “confrontational burglary” but won’t confirm what exactly the nature of the confrontation was."[/i]
Now I'm not with Scotland Yard or anything, but I'd have to guess the confrontation was about the burglary.