Yesterday Stephen A. Smith's fondness for bloggers came to light, and he helped me realize that I'm just an average joe with no training trying to resemble a professional despite having no credentials whatsoever, and I'm clearly unqualified to disseminate information to the masses… but at least tens of thousands of people haven't voted me the least favorite sportscaster in America, as Stephen A. Smith has successfully done (he edged Tony Kornheiser in the the fifth and final round).
And this poll wasn't some bit of trickery by untrained average joes without credentials. It was done by AOL Sports. That means even AOL users hate Stephen A, which is saying a lot. Those people are usually only online to vote for American Idol and find a mate on eHarmony because they can't afford any more cats.
NOTE: Dude, Shannon Sharpe? People would rather listen to someone who can't speak English than Stephen A. Smith.
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Ha Ha !
-Nelson Munz
Howevah, Steven A. inseminated Tyler Hansbrough.
Anyone else notice that SAS was matched up against 3 other black guys ? Call Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
SAS's blackberry thinks SAS is too loud.
Anyone else notice that SAS was matched up against 3 other black guys ?
You saying Lee Corso isn't black, mother fucker?
BOO-YAH!
-Was that him? Rhetorical, I don't care.
I'm not convinced that SAS is black in 3 of those pictures.
On a side note, I checked out eHarmony once and my experience was great. They matched me up with a couch! How perfect is that?
Okay Magic Johnson I can see, but The Predator, Wesly Snipes, and Mel Brooks? I don't know, man, I just..don't….know.
When reached for a comment a bag of cheeze-doodles responded – "Crackle..rip…crackle…crunch,crunch,crunch,crunch,crunch"
When asked about being a better studio host than Stephen A. Smith, Shannon Sharpe replied, "Gjhkgkjhgsfjd gjksd gjskdjgkvnsi!"
With all due Disrespect to SAS, how did Bryant Gumbel not run away with this competition?……probably favored some of the vote because he's white.
Quite Frankly, I don't know why people would have a problem with old Sal unless they gots a problem with dem natty dreads.
Hilariously, part-time cartoon character Lee Corso is defeated in a landslide victory.
AIDS victim/slayer Magic "in my" Johnson is more likeable.
And Shannon "neeeeiiiiiiiggghghhhhhh!!!! Hi, Ho Silver!!!!!! Awaaaayyyyy!!!!!!" Sharp. Well nothing, I'm actually suprised he beat out Sharp, he's a mutherfucking moron.
What do you mean Wesley Snipes? That's Barbaro.
Dick Vitale finds SAS bombastic, and not a little hyperbolic……BABY!
Too alive to be Barbaro, more along the lines of Bobcat Goldthwait's co-star Don, from the blockbuster smash "Hot To Trot"
I've been asking ESPN to spare us from this jerkoff for years now. It appears that at least WL is listening. He really is a jackass. He doesn't know anymore about NBA basketball than any other dude at the local barbershop, but he'll try to go head up with guys that play/coach/GM in the damn league. Fucking Poser!
"You better wake up. The world you live in is just a Cheeze-doodle coated topping! There is another world beneath it – the real world"
On a side note, I checked out eHarmony once and my experience was great. They matched me up with a couch! How perfect is that?
first off, lucky you. they matched me up with Queen Latifah. When i spelled "i need someone with a big, beautiful cunt" with a g in the front of the c-word. well… apparently it was a perfect match.
secondly….i was sure i saw your picture on the new, trendy online dating site interacialfabulouslywealthysexyfolk.com? IM me and we'll chat more!
@uu: I know you meant it as a joke, but that WILL be the defense he uses, I'm sure. The poll…and AOL….is racist.
Barbaro? I thought that was Steely McBlack.
"Okay Magic Johnson I can see, but The Predator, Wesly Snipes, and Mel Brooks? I don't know, man, I just..don't….know."
Are you saying Lee Corso is the fart joke of sports broadcasting?
I see I'm late to the Klan meeting.
(Still nodding in delight to all of the previous posts.)
ive met this guy before. talk about a fucking egomaniac. he is a million times worse in person than he is on tv. this guy did more to redfine douchbaggery than the forward pass did for football
Wait wait wait… we can't relegate him to the bottom of the hate-barrel until/unless he's matched up against Joe Buck, Joe Theismann, Paul McGuire, Dan Diersdorf, Michael Irvin, and that one egomaniac douchebag who thinks he's somehow more "qualified" than other people to give opinions on sports… what's his name? Oh, Stephen A. Smith…
Hey Loather-
The mere fact that you mention a 6 time Emmy Winner in the same sentence as those amateur hacks shows what a Jackass you really are. That's right, swallow the Boo-yah!
"I am Stephen A. Smith!"
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Is Steven A. the prison bitch son of Mercury Morris?