
I ordinarily stay away from media criticism because I like to keep the stink of donuts and failure off of me, but I'd like to take a break from that today to cordially invite professional sports journalist Stephen A. Smith to lick my balls. Here's Smith's take on my profession (via SbB):
"And when you look at the internet business, what’s dangerous about it is that people who are clearly unqualified get to disseminate their piece to the masses. I respect the journalism industry, and the fact of the matter is …someone with no training should not be allowed to have any kind of format whatsoever to disseminate to the masses to the level which they can. They are not trained. Not experts. [...]
"Therefore, there’s a total disregard, a level of wrecklessness that ends up being a domino effect. And the people who suffer are the common viewers out there and, more importantly, those in the industry who haven’t been fortunate to get a radio or television deal and only rely on the written word. And now they’ve been sabotaged. Not because of me. Or like me. But because of the industry or the world has allowed the average joe to resemble a professional without any credentials whatsoever."
Yeah! And freedom of speech is bullshit, too!
I guess somewhere in all that professional training to become an expert journalist, SAS never learned how to spell "recklessness." But I guess that's what editors are for, eh Steve? Or maybe he's just scared of a profession where writers get readers based on talent and having a voice that resonates with people. Because he sure as shit doesn't have that.


STEPHEN A. SMITH INVITED TO LICK MY BALLS
Are they cheeze doodle balls?
Or cheeze balls. Oh fuck it, you know what I mean.
Wow. I'm offended. But not as a 'blogger' (because about 6 people read my blog), but as a reader. Because basically what asshat here is saying is that I, the reader, cannot distinguish between solid journalism and/or entertainment and crap. 'Disseminate to the masses'? Hey SAS, go fucking kill yourself, you no talent, fake hip-hop ass clown.
And just where did he get his journalism degree? All he is is one of those that figures, so long as I can talk louder than you, I'm right. Fuck this 'gro.
And by the way, for all you Hansbrough haters, guess who plays tonite? Tune in and watch him rack up another double-double.
I'm still pissed that SAS gets to disseminate to the masses via television. And by disseminate, I mean ramble on incoherently while screaming his head off.
And just where did he get his journalism degree?
Winston-Salem State University. Allegedly. But then, what do I know? I read blogs.
Every other cable station should thank Stephen A. Smith because that's about the only time I turn the channel is when he is ranting and raving about "THAT'S WHAT I'D DO" Like you give a flying tit about what this guy has to say. The guy trys so hard to be Ghetto. I'm 1.2 steps away from being albino but i'd still consider myself more Ghetto then this asshole.
Okay, let's try to stay on topic. UNC has nothing to do with this post, nor does SAS's race.
Carry on.
Is this the same JACKASS who is in an ESPN/NBA commercial talking about "How can anyone forget about the New York Knicks in the East?"
I wonder how he feels about Travis Henry inseminating the masses?
I don't even know where to begin. Lets make this multiple choice:
1. RE: Recklessness. If the recent Sean Taylor tragedy taught us anything, it's that everyone in the sports media is responsible and thoughtful. No one trying to make a deadline for his paper EVER recklessly reports hunches based on supposition.
2. RE: Professional Training. I'll bet no one in the entire blog-o-sphere (I made up a word!) has, like, a degree from a four year university in journalism or English or anything.
3. Final note: Steven A can suck my cock.
Steven A. has a problem with the internets, eh??? I'd like to see him bare-knuckle fight King of the Internets, Al Gore.
WithLeather (and all of the other blogs linked on the right side of this page) is the Daily Show/Colbert Report of the sports world. End of discussion. WL reports and comments on real sports-related happenings (oh, and boobs), and provides funny commentary while doing it.
And, as wwsm said above me….Steven A. can suck it
OK so UNC doesn't tie in to this thread, but since no one is looking at the booger eating comments any more I thought I would just point out to the haters they can see the best team in the land play ball. Thisis a sports blog, right? And as far as race and SAS goes, it surely plays a role here because he can't go one minute any time I watch him without bringing into the equation. I hold no qualms with the brothers, I mean my favorite Tarheel, Wayne Ellington, is gonna pour in 20+, and I'm gonna cheer for every one of 'em. But SAS is the sort that makes people draw conclusions on stereotypes.
Hate the Pats…
GO HEELS!!!
R.I.P. Evel
"someone with no training should not be allowed to have any kind of format whatsoever to disseminate to the masses to the level which they can"
China and Pakistan wholeheartedly agree.
Who?
Quite Frankly, I would like to de-seminate on his face.
Wait, my bad.
QUITE FRANKLY, I WOULD LIKE TO DE-SEMINATE ON HIS FACE!
Matt, use caps…he can't read this print and it pisses him off
Even Geraldo Rivera thinks this guy is a hack.
I don't like how SAS has to yell everything. Yelling creates confusion for me, and Pauly no like confusion.
Apparently in Journalism School, they train you to talk in superlatives at all times and send in columns from a BlackBerry. That's the type of credentials Mr. Leather here lacks.
Man, now I gotta change my avatar again.
Does this guy still have a show on ESPN, or did it get pushed to "The Ocho?"
The problem I have with SAS is that he's always a Me vs. You attitude where if you don't agree with me, you're wrong and almost a beat-down for thinking a different way. So, I haven't paid attention to him for years (plus the fact that I don't care about basketball and that's what he focuses on most of the time, right?).
He might that crop of people that is scared that people might be finding their sports news somewhere else than the global giant (But still Boston/East Coast Biased) ESPN. You can't have only one entity report the news, otherwise, it makes it seem like 1982 and people believe whatever the "professionals" say. "No one's talking about this team," is what I hear from ESPN all the time, which is true, because they won't let them.
It's apparent that raymond K. Hessel should journey on over to WWTDD, because Tyler Durden would put a gun to the back of his head and tell him to shut the hell up.
Aww, phony no like the truth.
And he told him to go be a veternarian, doughnut puncher.
I only get my information from respected journalists.
Wait, they blew up the Maine? Lousy Spanish!
Due to the uncertain legal status of Cartman v. Broslofsky, it's uncertain whether Mr. Smith will be forced to lick said balls. That's a shame.
Lemme guess…
Word of the Day calender?
Any chance it was disseminate the day of that interview?
And UES007 keep your avi. The booger eatin' vid led me to this site, in turn leading me to the haters, in turn leading me to the Ricky Martin of sports reporters. This is my first and last day posting here, because I typically don't do the 'sports arguement' thing. More pointless than religion. Bake on that…
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SAS is a douchebag bag. he is a bag of douchebags.
also, I think someone needs to read the WL mission statement in the upper right hand corner.
Does Hallmark carry ball licking invitations or do you have to special order them?
raymond,
Glad you like the site, but this is no place for general trash talk. Comments should be about the post material, and should at least attempt to be funny. I recommend dead hooker jokes until you get more familiar with the place.
Hessel. There are no haters, only participators. Either you choose to participate in the generalized poking-of-fun at anything and everything overhyped by the talking heads and sports networks that are ruining sports of all kinds as we know it, or you STFU and stop being a SAS HOMOSEXUAL. The Big Lead would appreciate your bullshit much more than anyone here will. Anyone that gay for one team should just go ahead and kill themselves because obviously you don't have enough going for yourself in your own life to be interested in; so you're gay for a white b-baller instead.
RayK, what Matt left out is that we are strictly forbidden from talking about our own favorite teams, lest we be banished (emphasis on the 'ed).
Whoa, whoa, whoa, swany, no one said anything about not being allowed to have man-crushes.
I can't believe I read something by SAS and not one mention of how the white man is holding down the black athlete.
'Michael Vick isn't being treated fairly. Not because he murders dogs, but because the White Man wants to hold the black man down"!
@UES
Yea, my bad, I didn't mean to stifle you.
SAS was just keeping it real. WRECKX-N-EFFECT 4 LYF!
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom.
Anyone else ever notice how SAS looks like a young Stanley from "The Office?"
someone with no training should not be allowed to have any kind of format whatsoever to disseminate to the masses to the level which they can. They are not trained. Not experts.
Douchebag … Experts. LOL!
@wookieballs
too true… but stanley's cool b/c he doesn't talk… SAS is busy licking my balls because he talks too much, and b/c they taste like orange chicken from panda express (or so i imagine)
SAS works out at GloboGym and would never work out at Average Joe's gym.
@UU
Because at GloboGym they understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
STEPHEN A. SMITH IS WAY TOO FUCKIN IMPORTANT FOR THE FIRST AMENDMENT.
StephenASmithsucks DOT COM !
SAS is such a whiny bitch.
I thought SAS was the little actor from Bad Santa, Tony Cox.
Stephen A should be forced to do commentary underneath the "2 girls 1 cup" sketch, just to equalize the amount of shit that EXITS his mouth.
Anybody still reading this? Meh. Fuck SAS for trying to give Peter King/TMQ/Simmons/etc the monopoly on "journalism." Ufford, just tell him that he doesn't know anything because he's never been in the shit, and he thinks the bad bush is between an old mamasan's legs. And such.
+1 to Punch for the W.R. Hearst reference.
Bravo Matt, bravo.
Funny thing is, is that his argument could be used to make exactly the opposite point. Remember when CBS ran with the story on the forged "President Bush’s National Guard service records" and all the bloggers were like WTF? this shit ain't real, so bloggers told CBS to get the hell out and to stop producing shit news and Rather got fired/resigned.
Stephen A. Smith is just worried that people will realize how idiotic most of this opinions and shows are and that most bloggers do in fact have better takes on just about every subject than he does.
I remember seeing Stephen A. go off on some dude for saying he was from Brooklyn when he was living in Brooklyn, and Stephen A. says "well where did you grow up?" or "Where are you originally from?" and the guys says "Utah." Stephen A. then screams at him saying "Don't say your from Brooklyn and come in here pretending your from Brooklyn and don't pretend you know about Brooklyn…..blah blah…" and you can see on the guys face that he's like "well I live there so shut you're cake hole" but of course he didn't get to say that to him.
Funny thing is, is that his argument could be used to make exactly the opposite point. Remember when CBS ran with the story on the forged "President Bush’s National Guard service records" and all the bloggers were like WTF? this shit ain't real, so bloggers told CBS to get the hell out and to stop producing shit news and Rather got fired/resigned.
Stephen A. Smith is just worried that people will realize how idiotic most of this opinions and shows are and that most bloggers do in fact have better takes on just about every subject than he does.
I remember seeing Stephen A. go off on some dude for saying he was from Brooklyn when he was living in Brooklyn, and Stephen A. says "well where did you grow up?" or "Where are you originally from?" and the guys says "Utah." Stephen A. then screams at him saying "Don't say your from Brooklyn and come in here pretending your from Brooklyn and don't pretend you know about Brooklyn…..blah blah…" and you can see on the guys face that he's like "well I live there so shut you're cake hole" but of course he didn't get to say that to him.
devang , you are sexy. It seems I saw your photo at interracialconnect.com, a niche interracial dating site. do you have a profile there?
This is just another instance of SAS being discriminated against, no racist-ified, by the white man, who invented the internet to keep the black down. Yet another reason while Al Gore should be put down. And by put down I mean humanely terminated.