What's the hardest part about roller blading? Trying to tell your parents you're gay when you have a broken jaw and several missing teeth.
What's the hardest part about roller blading? Trying to tell your parents you're gay when you have a broken jaw and several missing teeth.
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It's an even cooler hobbie when you live in the country.
I was hoping for a backside 540 but this was so much cooler.
Taking into account his "landing pad" combined with his coordination skills, that was probably the best outcome he could have hoped for.
This is what rollerbladers get for being rollerbladers. It's called justice, or karma, or maybe it was "funny". Who knows?
Wait how is he supposed to suck cock now?
The only thing missing from this video was the voice of Jim McKay saying "…and the agony of defeat."
Did he NOT see that the board was not laying flat when he did his walk through before attempting such a stunt?? Or did the dumbass just blindly flt down that obviously high quality launch ramp?
I agree with Batcrazy…karma for being a rollerblading douchecicle…yes, I said douchecicle…It's fucking freezing in Detroit today!
At least he didn't break his wrists, so he should still be able to play his level 16 ogre paladin on World of Warcraft…
Always love a good face plant.
He would have made the jump if he was wearing roller skates.
Add "home-made ramps" to the ever-growing list of inanimate objects that contribute to natural selection.
"Yeah, her boyfriend just died. In a rollerblading accident! What an idiot! What a loser!"
"Hey, I'm rollerblading! Aaaahhh! Take a picture, honey, I'm dead!"
My friend I met on [femmate.com] loving this a lot. And she has uploaded some funny videos to her profile.