The Chief covered Helio Castrosomething's jilting of his fiancé for his 19-year-old dance teacher, and now Shanna Moakler, who also hooked-up with her her dancing instructor from Dancing With the Stars, offers her 2 luscious breasts cents:

Moakler, who had a fling with her own "Dancing" partner, Jesse DeSoto, added, "You work with them for three months for eight hours a day doing these really sexy moves . . . you can't help but fall for them. At least I was separated [from hubby Travis Barker] when I hooked up with my partner."

Oh, SNAP! She sure told him, and she absolutely has the high moral ground in this situation. Cheating on your fiancé is totally worse than cheating on your spouse during a separation. Oh well, if you're interested in auto sports, you can read about Formula 1's 10-year engine development ban. Or you can look at more NSFW pics of the of the lovely Shanna. I know you'll make the right decision. -KD