POWER RANKINGS: NO YEAR-END REVIEWS
12.28.07
SITE NEWS stuff before I get to the rankings: There will be no Weekend Picks today. No real reason except I don't feel like it. To make up for it, I'll probably put together some posts on Monday, which I had originally planned to take off.
1. Scarlett Johansson. Her co-star in Match Point, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, has been pretty much outed as gay. And here I am, wasting valuable boners not hooking up with Scarlett.
2. Cheerleaders. This week's Prelude is a special edition devoted entirely to cheerleaders. Finally, I've tackled a meaningful subject.
3. With Leather. That's right: me, baby. At least according to Blog Show. Personally, I don't care much for year-end retrospectives, but I was pretty happy with THE YEAR IN HOT CHICKS.
4. Death by booze and lap dances. This is absolutely how I want to die. I'm kinda considering it for next week (thanks to Cory for the link).
5. LSU fans. This motion is straight-up Ohio Statesque. I think I'd rather watch a sociology experiment with Buckeye and Tiger fans than the national title game.
Surprise! No six through ten this week! But before you accuse me of mailing it in, check out this insane French ad for Orangina:
I would totally fuck that deer.
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Man, the French are fucked up!
This has to be the most ashamed I've ever been of an erection at work.
Richard Oliver thinks it's bullshit that he is not #1.
i'm not sure what bothers me more, the fact that the doe was kind of hot, personally the hot zebras did it for me, or the fact that the commercial was 105 seconds long.
Orangina= A condition only present in females or trans-gendered persons whom suffer a permanent disfiguration of the sex organs after tanning naked too often. AKA the Oompa Prompa.
Hilarious side note: At the IUPUI campus in Indianapolis, IN there stands a controversial yet hilarious bronze statue of two deer/s? banging, literally, missionary style, like two people. Good stuff. I've not been able to find a picture but it's there and it's real.
Man when I saw this scene in Match Point (yes I watched the movie, piss off), I beat off like five times in a row. Then I watched the beginning of Lost In Translation twice.
Interesting prelude, and thanks for the Jaguar cheerleaders in santa gear.
And that deer is shit hot. I'd tell the LSU tiger to fuck off if I thought I had a shot.
What, did I see an octopus giving a woodland creature a lapdance? WTF Over?
/cognitive dissonance
I kept hoping that that Orangina commercial would get invaded by a Beck’s ad
Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us! He said he'd fuck a deer!
*Grabs Matt. Chucks him out of the van.*
Who's stupid now, you dirty deer-fucker?!
I would totally fuck that deer.
Does that make it a 'fuck deer'?
See you bitches in aught-8.
RARE half-serious post:
Congrats to a great year of With Leather. I love it. If it had a vagina, I would, you know.
So what you are saying in that there Prelude is we should pay women more to keep in shape and look good.
Well, I'm a little strapped for cash right now, but I'm all for it. How much are we talking here? Couple grand? What kind of ROI can we expect? Is it comparable to if I fix up my car and put some sweet rims and a souped up engine in it – I get to drive it around and flip the switches to make it bouce, or is it like if I built a high powered laser to etch my visage into the moon – everyone gets to see it but it's kinda far away and will cost me much more money to even get close to it?
I'd rape it and kill it….
Than eat it…Literally..
I'll just smile politely and assume #6 was something about Georges St. Pierre beating the shit out of Matt Hughes tomorrow.
I think that octopus gave the bear a snail trail, and I bet that giraffe has impeccable deep throat skills.
@ Bloof: It does have a mouth, you know.
Oh come on, how are we supposed to know who's going to win the riveting Sorgi/VY or Collins/Brad Johnson matchups???
Ha!After shooting the movie, Scarlett remarked the Rhys-Davies was like a girl. I'll bet!
This is the best remake of the Island of Dr. Moreau ever.
Never in my wildest DMT-induced hallucinations have I ever seen anything that fucking bizarre.
Look at a picture of Megan Fox. Then look at a picture of Rhys-Davies immediately. Then never beat off to Megan Fox again.
BP, I hope Hughes gets destroyed. I then hope Wanderlei beats ass. I then hope I don't vomit the 5th of whiskey I will have consumed by then.
deer "art"
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When the deer first swings back, I though she was going to land on the bear, ala those Olympic Trojan ads. I was kinda disappointed that she didn't.
Those French sure enjoy their golden showers.