
David Beckham and the L.A. Galaxy were just in New Zealand to play an exhibition match against a local Wellington team, and the hobbits that live there must have run out of food because they're bidding on Beckham's table scraps:
Among the items put up for sale on New Zealand website Trade Me are a half eaten corn cob, a nearly empty bottle of Coca-Cola and a single French fry, which the seller said Beckham had dropped while eating on a Wellington street. The chewed corn cob and soft drink came from a chicken restaurant where Beckham ate on Thursday night. The seller was also auctioning the plate and knife and fork she claimed he had used at the restaurant. The French fry attracted an initial bid of one dollar (75 US cents), rising to three dollars by late afternoon Wednesday.
Mmm, floor fries and chewed corn cobs. Reminds me of when I was in Colonel Harland Sanders employ, and these treats were some of our best-selling side dishes. Of course, I would never eat things that had fallen on the the greasy and salmonella-infested floor, but the burly cooks insisted it added flavor. And the customers seemed to enjoy the fare, though I believe knowledge of the secret 11 "herbs and spices" would cause them to lose their appetites. -KD
Via The Offside and the Fanhouse


Are floor fries anything like floor pie? If so, watch for traps.
So the overpaid man-wife of one of the sexiest robots alive doesn't finish his dinner? What kind of example does this set for our children. He should be ashamed.
Are there opening bids on the shit he took after the meal yet? Is it even posted? I would like to bid on the Beckham turd please, sir, point me in the right direction.
Who the hell doesn't eat all their corn on the cob?
/that dude hanging outside the house in the country where his friend is forced to sleep with the nasty old lady.
I'd like to speak with the Colonel.
Hedon'work'eer, he dead.
What's going on here? How come I can't post comments? Am I grounded?
Oh, hey.
@ Punch
I think I speak for everybody when I ask kindly sir, what the fuck are you talking about?
I would like to bid on Posh's half eaten hoo nany nany.
Maybe it's just a Northeastern Colorado thing…
I won't ruin the joke but let's just say some guy finds a creative use for corn and his friend finds a hot, delicious, buttery snack.
Thank you, stick around for the 10 pm show. It gets a little blue.
stick around for the 10 pm show. It gets a little blue.
I'll by that for a dollar (75 US cents).
Not the only cob he gnawed on down under, I'll bet.
Dave: "You guys are like, the most hated group in the world."
Jemaine: "What about black people?"
Dave: "Yeah, they hate you too."
I'm guessing he couldn't finish gnawing his cob because he ate too much dick.
(Dick is a real food, you pervert.)
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Hey SwanyChiTown…what are the chances that turd you want to bid on has corn in it? Probably depends on how long after the meal he shit…I say over 5 hours and under 8. Who's taking?
HOLY COW. Manning you are a genius. That's like, um, living history almost. That shit would be worth double on the streets with my antiquities dealer if there was corn in it, and bygod, the thought never even crossed my mind. You're getting a 5% cut. +1