Remember this guy? Well, he's back with more bold predictions and revelations from good sources:

Yay! The Bears swept the Pack this season. I guess that's pretty good news. The bad news is Kyle Orton looked decent today, so Jerry Angelo and the Chicago brain trust will proclaim him the undisputed quarterback of next season. In other bone-chilling NFC action, Eli Manning and the Giants' offense are trying their best to lose to Buffalo, but New York's defense won't let them. Is this a big rivalry because it's an intra-state game? Or is it a big rivalry because the teams in question play in New Jersey and near Canada? Mounties hate mobsters, and vice-versa. -KD