12.17.07 LEBRON JAMES IS TALL, AND MIDGETS AREN’T
Sometimes I think I should spend more time looking for videos of people getting injured while playing sports, and less time perusing the gossip pages for an athlete's name in bold. Check out this useless blurb:
Does LeBron James have a thing for little people? When the Oompa Loompas from Tao made an appearance at Marquee’s fourth-anniversary party Thursday night, James was their biggest fan … literally. The 6-foot-8 Cleveland Cavaliers forward sang his heart out while the Oompas performed a choreographed routine to a ’70s disco hit.
Nothing in that paragraph even remotely makes sense. LeBron James dances at a night club, and because some third-party hired midgets dance behind him, the author insinuates that he's sexually aroused by little people. Even I find that irresponsible. To put that in perspective, two hours ago I joked about skull-fucking a transsexual horse.
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LEBRON JAMES IS TALL, AND MIDGETS AREN’T
To put that in perspective, two hours ago I joked about skull-fucking a transsexual horse.
Yeah. "Joked".
To put that in perspective, two hours ago I joked about skull-fucking a transsexual horse.
What are you saying? You didn't? Huh….Well…..Neither did I, with that Nancy Kerrigan thing, and stuff….
Quite frankly, Steven A. Smith thinks you're a damn hypocrite, Matt.
sexually aroused by little people
I don't like the look of it.
Katies Holmes understands Bron-Bron's attraction to little people.
America…where the only jobs we allow midgets is to dress up like midgets from a movie.
"This land is your land…"
LeBron really just felt threatened, and tried to blend in.
Look, if a multi-millionaire athlete can't get freaky with a dozen or so midgets, then what the hell is the point of fame and fortune?
Midget girls are really easy, by the way.
@WWSM:
Hook me up then.
@WWSM
Now I'm sure LeBron would love to indulge himself in a midget orgy, but imagine if his sponsor people catch wind of it?
You'll get no/You'll get noo/You'll get nooo/You'll get noooo/You'll get no Nike commercials!
I can only think about how eas it is WWSM. Scotch tape>Duc tape / Yarn>Rope
What do you get when you're trolling for ass?
And you're too tall to see a fine little lass?
How do you fit into her world of porn?
And come away clean with minimal scorn?
(You just use a shoehorn)
Do do doo do
Ooompa, loompa, doopity deeee
LeBron's triple-double makes more sense to meeee
lebron and orange midgets > freestyle and their freak-a-thon
Lebron scull fucked BARBAROS dead carcas!!!
Thats what i got from reading the post.
True story; A couple years ago, (my last Halloween at Eastern Illinois University to be exact), me and some acquaintainces were able to obtain a copius amounts of mushrooms from an unnamed source. Well, needless to say, me and several cohorts indulged in the joy that is a mushroom trip for Halloween. We all went to a party and were chillin' outside, drinkin OJ havin' a gay old time when all of a sudden through the hedgerow at the back of the yard, pops a real life Oompa Loompa. This guy had the outfit and makeup down to a "t" I shit you not, and to this day, was one of the most unbelievable things I've ever seen. He just comes though the backyard, walks up to everyone and says "whats up" and keeps moving right past us as he walked to the end of the driveway, and down the street out of my life forever. It was sheer brilliance.
This coming from a Cavs fan, the Oompa Loompas would be a better supporting cast on the court than Larry Hughes and company.
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