File this one under it's-not-new-but-it's-new-to-me. Aryan stereotype John sent in this super-sexy Chardon jeans ad from 1982 starring Larry Bird, when roller-skating waitresses and arcades and grinding on roller-skating waitresses in arcades were all the rage.
In retrospect, 1982 was pretty sweet.
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For all you youngsters, that ad is a fairly good representation of what the early 80s were actually like.
Wow. To borrow a line from a dead rock star, "now I'm bored and old."
I've been livin' too much in '82.
/Uncle Rico
WWSM, is correct. I was 11 in 1982 and spent plenty of time in video arcades.
time for me to go yell at the neighborhood kids to get off my lawn.
For all you
youngsters, large coastal city dwellers, that ad is a fairly good representation of what theearly 80s weremidwest is still actually like.That waitress looked a lot like Jennifer Runyon, but with bigger tits…which I guess is what Jessica Simpson would have looked like if she'd been around back then.
This video is making me nostalgic. I think I'm going to have to pop an old 80s porn into the VCR. Back then, rape fantasy was both legal and commonplace in XXX vids. Ahh, the good ol' days.
I'd be happy to French Lick either of those blondes….
In retrospect, 1982 was pretty sweet.
Ratt agrees.
I don't know about you guys, but I got a hankerin' for some bambergers.
@Enrico, Ratt and Roll !
There are probably a lot of Midwestern moms out there who once dreamed of being banged by Larry Bird atop a Galaga machine.
Bill Simmons lost his virginity at a Bambergers, but don't get all weepy-eyed yet – Sully refused to cuddle afterwards!
I was still spooge in 1982. But hey, my mom could've swallowed me, so I got that goin' for me…….
Back then, rape fantasy was both legal and commonplace in XXX vids. Ahh, the good ol' days.
Let me introduce you to snuff.
@VNY, I would add Simmons to that list along with the Midwest moms
Get off my lawn Pauly !
So the Brewers manager was selling Chardons out of his car trunk? I'm older than UU and wondering if Magic Johnson endorsed Jordache or Sasson jeans.
@Insomniac, so true. My college roommate had a bunch of 80s VHS's from his dad that we used to watch, mostly for the novelty (right, novelty). One of them had Tom Byron and another guy corner and attack a chick who was hanging her laundry. 10 seconds into the rape, she was loving it.
It was so hot.
`@Tim – Magic endorsed a strict "No-pants" policy that extended to rubbers and took him to the clinic.
Was this the piolet episode of Framed?
And speaking of Galaga… Anyone seen the movie "The King of Kong" yet? Will Ferrell is set to play game wiz Billy Mitchell.
@UU: Nah, Simmons wanted it on a Q-Bert machine.
@Alum: Yeah but think about what Magic "attained."
Pauly's mom swallows…she just moved right up there with Nonna's fake cans.
I never knew that round asses weren't invented until the 90's
No wonder Larry developed back problems.
wow….it's nice to find out how old alot of you folks are. For some reason i pictured pauly to be the rough and tumble 40 year-old, twice divorced, extremely violent, but with the heart of gold when he wasn't drunk by 10am. I mean that in the most endearing sense pauly, i'm a big fan of your work.
also… anyone else upset with all the gratuitous ass shots in the commercial we didn't get one shot of what larry legend was packing? No? I must've come to the wrong party.
Was Larry Legend running a counterfeit jeans ring out of his carhole???
@Merk
i pictured pauly to be the rough and tumble 25 year old with the liver and alcohol tolerance of a 40 year-old drunk,
twicethrice divorced, extremely violent, but with the heart of gold when he wasn't drunk by106am.There ya go Merk.
If I do not miss my guess, the initial video game appeared to be none other than Berserk, which was great for ADHD-afflicted children, as it required the reflexes of a spider monkey on Rawberry Powerthirst and Smack energy bar to succeed.
I lived through the 80's and it was a lot like that commercial, if you replaced the women with strange overcoat wearing men and turned the lights way down. Now that I think about it, there weren't any video games in that "arcade" either. Never mind.
I'll meet you losers at Bamburgers! I heard they are having a holiday sale