Just one day after the announcement that he'd leave his Japanese team for the major leagues, Kosuke Fukudome has signed with the Chicago Cubs, where he'll learn all about freak injuries ending his season and what it's like to achieve new degrees of disappointment and heartbreak.
Obviously, this is a huge disappointment for me. I was hoping Fuck-you-do-me (yes, I'm twelve) would sign with an AL team. Can you imagine what With Leather would be like on days when Dice-K pitched for the Red Sox against Kosuke's team? The pictures I could use? This site would turn into a forum for frenzied masochistic hornballs looking to masturbate at work.
More so than usual, I mean.
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It's a shame not having the chance to hear Harry Carrey try to pronounce his name after his 6th beer, or the 3rd inning, whichever came first…
She's all contorty (word?) like I pushed her down the stairs or something. I need a few minutes here.
This is the greatest signing since Rusty Kuntz was drafted by the White Sox.
There has to be a Japanese baseball player with the last name of Bukkake waiting to be imported over here.
Sucky Fuck Dome is going to be a beast. (I'm also 12)
Me play for you long time, Lou, long time.
Sucky Fucky ? I think I'll call him that (add me to the list of 12 year olds)
I was hoping Fuck-you-do-me (yes, I'm twelve) would sign with an AL team. Can you imagine what With Leather would be like on days when Dice-K pitched for the Red Sox against Kosuke's team?
Even the NL East would have worked. At least we'd get a few games a year. Oh well. I'll at least get to
enjoy his gamefuck up his name and enjoy those fantastic titties 52 times a year when they play the Reds.Damn, these lovely ladies are making me go all Nanking on the man downstairs. Well played, Japan.
Shame he went to the Cubs, does he know anything about American baseball? Under .500 seasons, maybe a wild card playoff appearence only to get swept in 3 games. And knowing the Cubs' eye for new talent he'll be injured in the first 1/2 of the season, undergo surgery, then be on and off the DL the rest of his career. Nich choice there jackhole.
I hearby formally request Tina Turner to sing the 7th inning stretch.
I don't want her to embargo Bleacher-town.
sideways vagina
joe, he already has arm problems, bone chips or something. seriously.
as a white sox fan, i love the signing. (yes, i know my team is going to suck again, cub fans).
I think I'll be able to adjust to this minor change in the titty lineup when baseball swings back around. And Fucky Sucky is definitely sticking.
Heh, bone chips. (Taste like Pringles!)
Turns out miss Hanai was featured on the "Ultimate Asian Hotties List" along side a few other freakish asians with big boobs.
[www.kineda.com]
I haven't been able to find the fabled asian with a big ass though.
They all look exactly the same. Seriously, I cannot distinguish between them. It's like I'm seeing double, triple, quintuple…. Well, you get it.
Hardaway, I didn't know that. Knowing now that he has arm problems I can see why the Cubs signed him. Its just following the Cubs tradition of great prospects that end in disaster. They are just looking to cash in on the Dice-K mania tha swept Boston.
This is one of the many reasons I love baseball. Oriental women with big titties, swing right into the line of hot dogs and apple pie. Or Oriental pie, how ever you want to work it.
Ahhhh, Rusty Kuntz. The good ole days. Quite possibly the only baseball name better than Dick Pole.
Didn't he sign with the Dodgers?
Oops – wrong Asian pitcher.
"The Cubs management's longstanding disregard for winning ascended to a new level on Wednesday when they raised ticket prices by $10 and renamed Wrigley Field the Fukudome.
God bless Japanese Baseball. When will Ichiro gets his gravure model assigned to him? He deserves at least 4-5.
So does this mean the ivy on the outfield wall is going to be replaced with squids and octopi? Y'know, for the tentacle porn.
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Did somone say asian with ass?