Carmella Decesare, wife of Buccaneers quarterback Jeff Garcia, was ruled the sexiest wife in sports in Co-Ed Magazine's ranking of the 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives. Except Co-Ed didn't so much rank them as much as they listed them arbitrarily without any justification. And somehow "girlfriends" and "ex-wives" now also count as wives. And they also think Rony Seikaly's ex-wife Elsa Benitez is Vanessa Bryant.
Basically, it's as lazily compiled and ridiculous as any argument on Slate, but at least Co-Ed got rid of the annoying words and put a decent amount of effort into creating sexy galleries of the ladies, which is really all I'm asking for anyway. But watch out! Those galleries are racy! FanHaus writes:
By the way, be careful browsing the pictures at Co-Ed Magazine while at work.
Yeah, be careful. You might see some photos from Stuff and Maxim. You'll get fired for sure if your boss sees you looking at a little bit of cleavage. Assuming your boss is Julian Thundercock at the Manhole, and you swore you were gay when you interviewed for the job.
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Dang, most of these babes have been "Burgered", if ya know what ol' Big Ben means! ROFL!
I love the Slate vendetta. Fucking snooty pseudo-intellectuals.
You know what? Fuck these no-last-name taking bitching right in their filthy, glamourous, beautiful fuck-face fuckhole bitches.
I'm hot.
This is why I should have done more wind sprints.
This list is bullshit. CARMELLA AND WILLA FORD? Both busted looking up close. Serious hot messes.
This is Abby Malone, who is married to Ryan Malone of the Pittsburgh Penguins. SHE trumps them all. Any woman whose wedding album is 60% pics of her getting ready in a thong WINS.
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Adam Archuleta definitely no longer deserves Jennifer Walcott either. Guy's a fucking joke on D.
Assuming your boss is Julian Thundercock at the Manhole
Man, did I get reamed at my last review!
I'm not entirely sure how Jenna Jameson made the list. Yeah she has a killer body, great technique, and could probably cum out a fire. Ok nevermind.
On a side note, this presentation I'm about to give is going to be a bit awkward with Carmella's DSLs fresh in my mind.
Carmella should be somewhere between 17 and 20 on this list. Also, Jennifer Walcott is easily one of the five hottest on this list, if not the hottest. And finally, can we put an end to the Anna Benson love, once and for all? She's got a big ass forehead, ugly tatoos, and is one of the most annoying bitches I've ever heard.
Would I still fuck her? Yes. But thats not the point.
I think all these ladies look mighty tasty. That being said, Mr. Thundercock can be a real pain in my ass.
Wait a minute. This is barely 2007 anymore. Are we talking about the SAME Jenna Jameson. I know I'll always have my memories and countless hours of downloaded porn to reminice with, but I think Jenna may have lost her way when she started dating Ringworm himself, Tito Ortiz….
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Is Carmella a Barbie doll? (Who cropped that pic?)
Ryan Malone is married to Heather Locklear? Something blue – nice.
Assuming your boss is Julian Thundercock at the Manhole.
Nope, my boss' name is Dick Rambone and he works at the Toolbox.
Jenna Jameson was awesome back in the day, before she did a bunch of shit to herself. Sad, almost, how the mighty fall.
Somewhere, Elijah Dukes is wondering where he went wrong.
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I didn't even know that Carmella Decesare was married. That's depressing.
Agreed on Jenna, she got all sort of fucked up work done to her face. She was so f'ing hot in Jenna Loves Rocco, Flashpoint, etc….. Mid to late 90's Jenna was awesome.
Who knows, she could have been starting to look like Jack Nicholson after all those semen baths she's taken. And I'm not entirely sure she's had any lip work done. It looks like the shape of her mouth has evolved to better suit her profession.
With all the nutjuice left in her hair from the late 90's, when Jenna wakes up in the morning she looks like Nick Nolte's mugshot.
She looks like a two-bit whore.
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So you're saying Nick Nolte looks like a two-bit whore? I can see that.
So if chicks that are dating athletes can be included (Jenna Jameson/Tito Ortiz) then why the fuck isn't Gisele on this list? Just another case of the mediots being jealous of a man named Brady.
Ufford, you keep talking shit about Slate and Salten is gonna come lookin' to beat that ass… or at least bore you to death with semi-passionate contrarian arguments of less than 1,800 words in length.
Nick does look like a two-bit whore but I was referring to the naked bitch, Carmella.
McGuire's wife's cans look about as real as his homerun records.
Also- Adam Archelet-up. Congratulations, you've been cut by 3 NFL teams, and may be the only white safety in football, but you still manage to sign 2 outrageously large contracts and come home to boink one of the hottest women on earth. Congratulations, you are the luckiest bastards on the planet.