I REALLY DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THIS
12.03.07Patrick Patterson plays basketball for Kentucky. I'd never heard of him before today. He is now famous, to me, not for playing basketball for one of the most famous college programs in the country, but because he rammed his finger in his nose and put the results in his mouth.
Oh sure, some people will say that it's gross to eat boogers, but they're the same culinary Philistines who don't enjoy the taste of their own semen or the occasional crap sandwich. Hey, you gonna finish that smegma?
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Everybody's doin' it. (Doin' it, doin 'it.)
I believe Rick Pitino was the first Wildcat to taste his own semen, which, he'd be the first to tell you, was the fluid by which genius was spread.
I think in the food pyramid boogers are at the top, along with other snacks. You're really not supposed to eat too many of them on any one day.
Hes a Nostril Menuaire
Cue Biz Markie, "I spread boogerz on the ball then I pass it to you" (or whatever the exact lyric was).
All "Dudley Dawson" there needs is a shirts that reads "Gimme' Head Till I'm Dead".
This dude aint got nuthin' on Spalding Smails.
He has another video feltching his dog… so this really is no big deal to him.
I'll give him asthma!
That's actually the next logical step after you scratch your nuts and sniff your fingers. UC could use that kind of talent and forward-thinking leadership this year.
Seriously how hard could it be to just flick! flick! flick! keep flicking your finger until that thing launches elsewhere? Or subtly subtully, fuck grammar, you know, casually wipe it on Tyler Hansborough and look the other way coyly pretending like nothing happend.
I prefer the ol' pick and roll. (da-dum-dum tsssshhh)
Tyler Hansbrough eats booger, abortion, and Roy Williams' semen sandwiches.
Pauly – missing a step. Pick, roll, then flick.
Enrico, I always thought you were funny. Now, with your brief, but hard hitting expose on UNC's great white hope, I think you're my new bestest friend.
to quote happy gilmore (and im sure this is true of this guy)
"you eat piece of shit for breakfast?"
@UES007
If the viscosity of the booger is just right and your "roll" is textbook, then the booger should just roll off like water on a duck's back. But flicking it at your pals is always a good time.
Guys, guys. I’m sure he’s just trying to boost his immune system.
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ihopethisgetsmattmoney, it is almost too easy to despise Hansbrough. And to think, people thought that JJ Redick was gay…WHO DO YOU THINK WAS POUNDING HIM!!!
Always finish your smegma. There are starving children in Switzerland, you know.
one can only imagine the size of snot he pulled out of those nostrils.