The Kings beat the vile Jazz Tuesday night but lost star shooting guard Kevin Martin to a groin injury late in the third quarter. Martin is expected to be out 4-6 weeks, in part because of the mercurial nature and slow healing process for the groin. Sacramento coach Reggie Theus confirmed this with his comments (via TrueHoop):
"Groins are a funny animal," Theus said. "You don't mess around with a groin, because (they) can become chronic. I've seen groin injuries take twice as long by coming back too early, so you have to be careful with it."
I've had a problem with my groin for years. Lots of tightness and swelling. I've found that regular massage and the occasional hot tongue bath do wonders to relax it.
Ahhh… groin jokes. What can't they do?
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The pen is blue! The Goddamn pen is blue!
I miss Hang Time.
A solitary killer, the Groin stalks its prey. It has the ability to eat 8 times its body weight.
wait I thought Dick Butkis coached the Kings
I think it's pronounced grow-in.
@Enrico, I hope the players on the Kings call Theus Coach Fuller just to break his balls.
I don't see the problem. I pull my groin all the time. If anything, it makes me feel better.
Technically, couldn't 'know your audience' be a tag for every post you do, Matt?
Sean Taylor is out this week with a groin injury. Too soon?
Aargh! My Groin!
/George C. Scott
Ahhh… groin jokes. What can't they do?
Give me a blowjob, for one.
I've had a battling my groin for over 2 decades. We fight, and fight, and fight, but i usually let him win.
I caught that whore Leslie Visser pleasuring herself to Aikman's fathead of Mark-Paul Gosselar.
Joe Buck, I'm simultaneously thrilled and shocked by your comment. You're usually much more subdued.
I don't think it's so much a grion injury per say, as much as it is Coach Mike Katowinski bungee jumping off Kevin Martin's right nut.
Theus has signed Anthony Anderson to replace Kevin Martin.
I pulled my groin this morning… it felt so good, I pulled it again!