
Thanks to all-star tipster Ector (like Hector, but with a Cockney accent) for pointing out a particularly sad story in San Francisco, where a 49ers fan not only died, but also watched nearly half of the Niners' pitiful loss to the Vikings. The unidentified man, 31, left the stands just before halftime and walked out onto the upper concourse.
Police said he climbed up to sit on a ramp wall but misjudged the wall and plummeted 20 feet to the mezzanine level, landing on his head. Paramedics pronounced the man dead at the scene. [...]
Authorities said it was the first death at Monster Park — formerly known as Candlestick Park — since two fans fell to the death in the 1980s. One of those fatalities was a man who attempted to ride a dumpster down the concourse and the second when a fan tumbled on a rainy day from the upper deck while booing then manager Frank Robinson following a San Francisco Giants loss to the Atlanta Braves.
Those two deaths are tragic, yes, but at least the fans died doing something they loved, something noble. Kind of like our fallen soldiers in Iraq. Except, y'know… with dumpsters.


What about all the people the Scorpio killer butchered there in Dirty Hairy? ROFL!
Across the bay in Oakland, the 10th fan to die each Sunday receives a $100 credit at the Bail / Bonds location of his family's choice.
Advantage: Oakland.
Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack be the first to die at Monster Park, formerly known as Candlestick.
I don't know about you, but it all sounds kind of fishy to me…They have fans in SF? I thought that all died out when Montana left.
"Not the end I'd wish for, lad."
What movie?
How do police know he misjuged the wall? It's quite possible that he just couldn't handle the shame that comes with beign a 49ers fan. Of course, we in Cinci have no problem with it, but mostly because we haven't had hope, pride, or dignity in 15 years.
I wouldn't be caught dead at a Niners game.
@heman
i could be mistaken, but is it the one where i cum on your girlfriend's face during the opening credits?
/feeling unoriginal, but oddly not caring
4 out of 5 football fans choose the sweet release of death to watching the Vikings.
If they were real fans, they would've humped his ass out of there. No Man Left Behind!
Too bad he didn't have any BALCO forehead padding.
Best. WL headline. Ever.
Little-known fact: That fan………Ray Wershing.
well, the halftime score was 27-0. can you really blame him?
Hey, Purple Jesus–little fucking help?
wwsm +10
CLUE: The 49er fan, with the candlestick, in Candlestick.
You guys disgust me! This man lost his life, he had a family and people who cared about him. He wasn't a sports figure, and should be left alone. Way to be an asshole for this Matt.
Ah, okay, I'm just fucking around. Besides, he was a SF fan, he was probably gay and therefore living in sin and was a sex crazed walking AIDS dispursal. He should have "misjudged" the drive to the stadium so we didnt even have to hear about the douche.
Shoulda been you, Patriots fans.
That's the effect of Trent Dilfer, he caused Ray Lewis to kill a man, and this fan to kill himself.
PS thank you, anonymous dead guy, for reminding us what a real head injury is. Man up Dilfer.
i wonder if his car is getting tickets in the parking lot?
Authorities said it was the first death at Monster Park
But not the first time that a man gave "head" on the concourse. By the way, that joke rules.
This reminds me of a scene that Enrico Pallazzo surely would remember. It involves a 007Bond-like cufflink-dart, a steam roller, a high school marching band, an automatic car door opener and a 3 volt battery, and the possibility of killing the Queen, Papshmire, or Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad.
Why yes, yes it is similar. Although Papshmear was from NG 33 1/3.
Of course, that figure doesn't include the dozens of fans that are murdered and robbed in Hunters Point going to and from the stick every single game.
I tell you, this is my kind of fan.
-Anthony Merino
Actually, Papsmear was in Files of Police Squad and 33 1/3, just not the Goulet infused 2 1/2.
It's one thing to make fun of a guy who died stupidly, but it's another to compare this with the war in Iraq. Fuck you for that.