F1 DRIVER RACES MINIVAN TO AIRPORT
12.13.07
Formula One driver Michael Schumacher was worried that his cab driver in Germany wouldn't get him and his family to the airport in time for their flight. So he commandeered the driver's seat.
"It was sheer lunacy," cabbie Tuncer Yilmaz told the Muenchener Abendzeitung newspaper. "He took the curves with full speed, but you couldn't even notice it. He just knows how to do it." [...]
When Yilmaz picked up the seven-time Formula One champion and his family at the Coburg airport, he was star-struck. "I was so nervous," Yilmaz said. "I was so confused that I almost forgot all traffic rules." So on the way back to the airport Schumacher, the most successful driver in Formula One history, asked Yilmaz to slide over so he could drive.
That's a great story. I mean, there are places in the world where people actually recognize Formula One drivers.

Tuncer Yilmaz sounds like he is about to be named in the Mitchell Report.
Reminds me of the orgy I was at when Ron Jeremy didn't think I was fucking my girl right, so he did it himself. I was in awe.
Ha ha that Tuncey (me and the boys call him Tuncey). He always did like to have his curves handled by a pro!
I know! Who can blame him, right? Good times.
Someone finally figured out how to drive a minivan!
Why do cab drivers scream in terror when I demand they let me drive?
I guess it could be the knife, but I always assure them I am a pro…
@WWSM: Yeah, but did Ron Jeremy do it with your cock?
I prefer Formula 409. Equally exciting and it really gets shit clean.
So did the cab driver pay Schumacher??? Seems only fair.
What if it was Germany's version of Cash Cab, Mr. Shoe Maker?
Big deal- Bill Brasky once hijacked a 707 so he could get to his tiger-wrestling match on time, and landed the plane with one hand while delivering an immaculately conceived baby.
Tuncer Yilmaz sounds like he is going to date a black girl, since he just created his profile on bigblackconnect.com which is a black dating community and social network.