I really wanted an air hockey table for Christmas, but I guess Santa heard about that incident behind the gentlemen's club. Anyway, here's a video of some expert paddle skills:
Ah, an alcoholic humiliating a child – that makes me nostalgic for the holidays of my youth. -KD


God, children are so fucking bad at everything. And stupid.
This video is FULL OF WIN!!!!!
he should have finished off the humiliation with a punch to the face. then the video'd be perfect. damn kid.
Booze makes kids possible and in some cases tolerable.
That fucking kid sucks at air hockey. I could beat him whilst blowing lines off his mom's tits.