This is from Sunday's Clippers-Lakers game. Corey Maggette is somehow not skilled enough to dribble into the lane, but has the ability to sink a one-handed shot from beyond halfcourt. It's pretty ridiculous. That's like not being able to talk to a girl, then removing her bra with one hand. One day I hope to accomplish both those feats.
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I hooked up with a girl who made out with Maggette at Duke. She said within 10 seconds of kissing he had pulled out his dong and leaned back against the wall, expecting her to go to work. She was repulsed and ran away.
I didn't believe her and assumed the worst, but when I found out later that I couldn't fit my entire hand in her hoo-ha, I knew she was telling the truth and was never hollowed out by him.
The point of the story is basketball stars are awesome and have sweet moves with the ladies.
Bill Simmons was in the stands upset and green with envy.
Matt from Blog-a-Bull wants Maggette to get traded upwind to Chicago. Anyone give this a chance in hell of happening?
Also, is it not illegal to just whip out your dong in front of a random woman?
@Big Nabs: Maggette has quite the rep for blunts and bitches here in his hometown–obviously, since he has been a hoops prospect since he was about 13. There are a ton of stories like that.
When the Clips beat the Bulls here last month, Corey was dribbling out the clock near the sideline, and with the clock still running, he was dribbling and shaking hands with hot blondes sitting courtside. He even gave a few a hug. At first I thought he knew them, but I could tell by the girls' reaction that it was really unexpected. It was pretty funny.
This happens to me all the time. I stand in a alley way and just let my junk flop around and it is like bee's to honey. I guess it helps when it is covered in blow, BUT the point is……What was my point again?
That's awesome, HHY. I wish I was a hoops prospect.
Big Nabs, your story is false. Dookies are gay.
That's like not being able to talk to a girl, then removing her bra with one hand.
Since when do you gotta talk?
Also, is it not illegal to just whip out your dong in front of a random woman?
Of course not, in some countries, whipping out your dong to a random woman is a form of currency.
"That's like not being able to talk to a girl, then removing her bra with one hand."
Awesome.
I hooked up with a girl who made out with Maggette at Duke. She said within 10 seconds of kissing he had pulled out his dong and leaned back against the wall, expecting her to go to work. She was repulsed and ran away.
Dude, she totally blew him. He's Corey Maggette. He played for Duke. She was a girl at Duke. The rape trial would last as long as it'd take Maggette to shrug and say "cmon judge"