CHILDHOOD TRAUMA ON JAPANESE TV
12.15.07Winners get to play the defrosted aliens in the back:
Ha, that was funny how the little girl cried when her team lost the point. It's probably because she knew she would have to commit suicide if she was defeated. -KD
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It's still just ping pong – albeit with more bells and whistles..whoop-di-doo
There's a joke involving little girls and paddles and my balls too, but I'm busy eating a sandwich and can't think of anything creative. Damned if bell peppers don't make turkey delicious though!
Big Kat3 I was gonna say the same thing! That dude looked just like him, I was expecting him to run through a wall or something.
Japanese and Chinese and all the other ese's have to be the ugliest languages ever. It always sounds like they are spitting. Terrible
I liked the pseudo-slo-mo victory celebration at the end.
Sometimes I wish I were Japanese, and then I look downward and realize that life is good.
That was outstanding. The only stereotype not proven was that Asians can't drive.
This thing is just chalk full of awesome stereotypes…Japanese are crazy, All Asians are good at ping pong, girls are weak…awesome
can anyone out there in intertube land tell me what they are saying during all of this???
Damn. SHe might have had a happy life…if she didn't perform seppuku
Hey did anyone notice that the taller Japanese dude is the guy from Major League 2. I looked it up his name is Takaaki Ishibashi who played Isuro Tanaka in the movie and delivered the famous "Yu Hav No MAAAHHHBULLZ" line in the movie. Jury is still out on whether or not this is a career upgrade for Takaaki…
That little girl is fucking stupid. Everyone knows asians just have to do a quarter circle+ HP for a fireball. As if those two guys could handle a hadouken.
Seppuku: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku